Just Go, with the FLO

BYE BYE!!

2008-01-04T09:29:00.000+08:00

Right. I dunno why I have to do this everytime. Everytime there's a new beginning, I have this urge to create a new blog. To start over again. I'll retain this one though, cos the links are more convenient. ((: Since so many of you use Blogger. So...to usher in 2008, I've switched to SOMEWHERE.

I SMELL, a NEW smell.

2007-12-29T19:24:00.000+08:00

The smell of 2008. Permeates the air. *smiles widely*

Only to *slump* in the next moment.

A thought strikes me!! I'm SUCH a cynic online. *muses* I'm not usually so morose in real life?? INTER-RESSS-TINGG...

The newspapers seem to be looking back on 2007 at every opportunity they get, so I guess I should to. Just go with the flow. *grins wickedly* Well, the truth is, I'm not feeling so cheery myself. Ah well. Here's to 2007:

2007, you were a pretty shitty year. Literally. I had diaherroa about 4 times this year, more than my other 17 years combined together. Which, is really saying something. I've hurdled more obstacles this year than in any other year, and pushed the limits of my boundaries further. I'm not sorry to wave bye-bye to your sorry behind, but I suspect the memory of what I've been through with you will dogg me till kingdom come.

Endless tests, revising, cracking my head over unsolvable sums...frustrations over my limitations in band and the bliddy SYF that took 10 years of my life away, yes, 2007, I'm surprised that I survived you. And yet, through all these trials and tribulations, there were many small tibits of cheer that supported me, providing abit of shielding against the heavy torrents. ((: Yes, 32/06, I love you lots, because of all the laughs you provided. And that's not even half the story.

I swear, 2007, you're a menace. What with loose bowels (HA! Made all of you squirm properly haven't I?), you also saw fit to bestow me with the dreaded pimple bug. Thanks to you, 2008 will have to greet a scowling ogre covered in angry red spots. I have a great mind to kick you hard in the backside, see how you like it! I sincerely hope that 2008, you'll be good enough to provide me respite from this unwelcome testiment from 2007. Thanks.

Anyhow, I have to grudgingly admit that 2007, you made me a stronger person. You taught me the art of acceptance, of letting go of the past. I am, of course, referring to TJCSB. I admit, I really hated playing with the band at first, nothing personal against any certain person, but hey, you're a pretty good bunch! The SYF really taught me the true spirit of TJCSB. My skills were woefully inadequate, but thanks to Wai Ngai, Kejian, Andy and not to forget Trinity!! I managed to rise to the occasion. ((: Thanks guys. It's been a valuable lesson learnt.

SO, 2008, I welcome you with open arms and an open mind, knowing that somehow, everything will be just DANDY. ((:

Notes from TAIWAN

2007-12-24T11:48:00.000+08:00

It is both winter and not winter in Taiwan as of now. If all of you are suitably confused (as I fully intended, HA!) I shall endeavour to enlighten you lesser beings on the finer points of Taiwanese weather. The further south you go, the hotter it is. Don't ask me why. I went from shivering to stripping. ((: Cool, eh? But I'm starting in the middle of nowhere.

This, is the changing of the guards, at some place. HEY! Don't blame me okay. This land of Taiwan happens to use my favourite language, MANDARIN. With ACCENTS that are unfanthomable. AND using the olden form of the written words too. HOW I survived there I shall never know. *sighs with pride*

Anyway, I'm SUPER PROUD of my superb angle when I took this photo, cos alot of tourists were jostling to get front row shots. SO. I noticed this Japanese man videoing the whole entire thing (the arm on the right of the photo is his, HE MOVED when I took the photo thus effectively inserting himself into my marvellous shot) and NOBODY was in his way. o.O Therefore, being the opportunist that I am, I sidled up next to him and made full use of his vantage point by placing my camera under his arm (= under his video cam but of course not directly UNDER his armpit la, I'm not some pervert). Am I a genius or WHAT.

Okay. This is their fishball. Seriously. HUGE. GIGANTUMOUS. MAMMOTH. And it's made of SHARK meat. Or is it whale? I dunno la! My poor grasp of the Chinese language was really getting to me by then.

This is some really cool sea. I KNOW this is called the Yin Yang Sea, cos yin and yang is the SAME in English and Chinese and who doesn't know that Sea is 'Hai' in Chinese?! You can't really see it in this picture but the sea has 2 colours. It was a really clear distinction too. o.O My sister got all excited about it.

This is ME. Yes, you can totally tell by my yellow bag, but that's not the point. The point is the beautiful scenary in front of me.

This is stupid photo no. 1!!! ((: I love taking stupid photos.

This picture just speaks for itself. If you really dunno what we're trying to do, please. Come find me. I'll personally give you a good shake to determine the size of your brain. This photo's taken while we were waiting for the train. Taiwan's English, is nothing short of erm. Not very good. Hahahha...as I will further demonstrate later. By the way. This sign doesn't really make any sense whatsoever. As Ah Sam pointed out, 'if I'm not waiting that means I can cross?!' LOL.
Stupid photo no. 2 HEH HEH. This is at some pebble beach. Which means instead of sand you get pebbles. Duh right. But then again, this is 'Pebble Beach for Dummies' Those who clicked help.

Ok. I give up. My sister says I'm unproductive and so I shall be. HAHAHHAA. So part 1 of my trip shall end HERE.

welcome to TAIWAN!!

2007-12-23T11:24:00.000+08:00

Taiwan was...ho hum. It lived up to everyone's expectations of it. Good food, great shopping, handsome guys...HEH. BUT!! The one thing most people refrain from mentioning (I'm afraid I'm not quite so tactful) is the HORRIBLE AIR. Especially in the city area. Almost EVERYONE smokes. Honestly. Now I really appreciate the small number of people who smoke in Singapore. *winks*

Seriously!! I went to all the night markets and there were great buys, but there were no dustbins. NONE. Except for the food area. SO. Don't bring your food purchases around to nibble and shop, cos the disturbing lack of dustbins is well, disturbing. Hahah..the taiwanese people have resorted to depositing their rubbish by the roadside. ): While brain washed Singaporeans like me (SINGAPORE is a CLEAN & GREEN ENVIRONMENT!) goondu-ly hang on to the said piece of rubbish for AGES.

Oh and everyone gets around on scooters. Hahahah...I find it rather hilarious la...the roads have no straightforward 'green man= cross the road while vehicles stop for you' sign. Although their green man really is rather cute (in my sister's words). It doesn't flash like in Singapore. It RUNS. And it runs FASTER everytime the counter ticks down. That means it's actually sprinting when the countdown is at 5 secs. LOL. Anyway, I have to get back to the main point. When the green man comes on, it means 'look left, look right, and look again to make sure there's no auntie on a scooter impatiently inching her way towards you, itching to zoom off to some urgent appointment with the dentist'. REALLY! Scooters go ANYWHERE. Even when you're squeezing through the throng in the Night markets, a scooter is liable to squeeze with you, no matter how crowded or seemingly inaccessible the area is. ((:

But I'm not here to complain about how bad Taiwan is...it really is quite an interesting place, and the people we were travelling with were highly interesting too. HAHAHA...

I learnt the Rubik's cube within one night!!! ((: Pro or not...cos there happened to be this family made up of really really smart people (RI, Cat High, St. Nicks o.O ) whose oldest son (whom my youngest sister affectionately calls Ah SAM) is also addicted to the cube (he does it within 1 min or so) and both families sort of bonded over it. I wouldn't say we were extremely friendly with one another, but it was HILARIOUS.

We started talking (abit) cos I was absorbed in trying to complete the cube when I looked up, and saw him staring at me (doing the cube. Not AT me.). SO. I stared back. He saw me staring at him. He turned abruptly around and said to his brother 'SHIT!' HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG. I nearly burst trying to control my laughter. Then he turned back and asked me why I started with the yellow side first. Like, what kind of question is that?!

Ah Sam: how come you all do the yellow side first?

Me *in a deceptively calm voice*: What's wrong with yellow?

(knowing me, I take offence with people who seem to have a problem with yellow. ((: Hahah..)

Ah Sam: There's nothing wrong with yellow...but it's abit OBVIOUS isn't it?

Me thinking: wth is so obvious about yellow!?

(and it must have shown on my face cos he started explaining himself in this totally mumbly-mo manner)

Ah Sam: Cos right when you do yellow...*mumbly sounds*....then the white...*more mumbly sounds*...*mumbles all the way*

(I gave him one of my thousand and one expressions. This particular one consisted of me arching my evil eyebrow and smiling politely like I know what he's talking about)

Ah Sam: I think I'm making all this up, actually. *turns away abruptly again*

HONESTLY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! He was christened 'xiao shuai ge' by the tour guide. LOL. So everyone talks about him in 'shuai ge' terms. And his family in 'shuai ge's family' terms. Poor thing.

The one I gleefully covered in arrows is HE. And guys, don't be jealous cos he's like what, 1.8m tall. I look like a DWARF next to him (according to the sis who calls him AH SAM). ((: Heh heh.

Anyway. This is just a teaser. Part one of Taiwan ((:

BLEAGH. BAD DAY.

2007-12-11T20:29:00.000+08:00

BIG BAD DAY PLEASE GO AWAY!!!!!!! *screams my head OFF*

I got pang seh-ded by the class girls AGAIN. *sighs* Granted, it was abit last minute (okay, VERY) but still!!! ): Brothers forever outing again...with MAK KIN LOONG brushing teeth in the middle of a phone call with Mr Chai. LOL. *gargles noisily* Aston's was okay...strolling around was okay too. Conversation with Mr Chai was as usual, a complete apoplectic experience. He NEVER fails to suan me. NEVER. Except when he excitedly went to STALK some people...HEH HEH. Aiya but whatever. I shall happily wave BYE BYE to you all tomorrow!! I'll be back with my favourite brown paper bags to cover all of your botakness ((: Clovis wants Nike right?? I got marker don't worry. Tick very easy to draw one. HAHAHAHAHA...

I was a complete ass at home. I'm sorry...

PROM!!! ((: (revised 1)

2007-12-05T14:47:00.000+08:00

TJ PROM was a BLAAAAASSSSSTTTTT!!!! JUST AWESOME MAN!!! It wasn't so much the location (Marina Mandarin), and it wasn't the food (except maybe for the ice-cream)...it was the COMAPNY!!! The atmosphere was filled with excitement and enjoyment...and although I didn't take very many nice photos!! I'm going to miss 32/06 like hell man...

Ok...ADAM was the emcee. Like, *jaw drops with a clang* This junior was in band with us and now he's emceeing!? Hahahah he was a really good emcee though. Kept everybody in fits of laughter. The camera was kept busy busy!! Until it died halfway on me...I'm still waiting for photos from WOOSH!, Abby (who took this totally HILARIOUS photo of Qian Hui and I), PRINCESS (who is a horrible creature), Wan Hsin (who should still be sleeping), Aiysha and...anybody else who still has my photos PLEASE send them to me online. Thanks.

See my evil face...SOBS. I look stupid in photos. DAMN. There's Adam. Ren Liang, the Evil Queen and Xinling!!! ((:

My photos are, as usual, not very nice la...in fact I only have about 1 nice photo with me now. -.-" With Kok Yi. In which he says I blend in with the background lol. I appreciate this photo best cos he had to try 4 times before it could be sent successfully. ): Must be the rain.

AND CHICKEN IS SO FREAKING TALL LA!!!! Disgusting man...plus he purposely stand straighter to emphasise that fact. -.-" Without heels, I'm only at his armpit. HEH.

Everybody! Take notice of this ok. The tiara WASN'T my idea. The stylist just plonked it on my head, egged on by Wan Hsin and Xiu Ru. Hence enabling me to effectively overthrow Princess. Hahahaha...and the reason why I'm wearing specs is because I can't wear contacts. SADLY. Don't ask me to explain again. It's too sad.

We went there...and first thing was everybody noticed the tiara straight off (DAMN). Then WY noticed that I plucked my eyebrows (another sensitive issue) and Daniel noticed that I wasn't wearing contacts (DUH. Yet another sensitive issue.) SO...the evening didn't start straightoff on a good note. (: PLUS they saboed me...2 tables of my class voted me best dressed. -.-" HENG got other people got more votes. *glowers*

The food was ok...but my table like so -.-" during games. We stood down there like some 'act cool' idiots. HAHAHAHA. The guys were the stars of the night!!! All of them dressed VERY nicely...HANDSOME!! ((:

All the girls were very pretty too...Shalynn and Xiu Ru (even though she said she looked like a green dragon) and Abby and Noriko and Caroline and the Dolphin gang (sorry la I lazy type alr)...everybody was GLAM!!!

This is a damn ugly photo la cos my face was blocked by Abby...Hahahha...the bright side is, HENG cannot see my evil face. All the pretty pretty ones all can see.

We were the last to leave the hotel...besides the lucky class which won a one night stay at the hotel that is. Cool right?? Loitering around. This is Xiu Ru. Who said she looks like a green dragon.

The green eyeshadow isn't that obvious in this photo la...but it's there, take my word for it. ((: The one next to her is Qian Hui. Hahahaha...taekwando friend!!! Be careful lest she chops you.

I told her (xiu ru) she looks like Angelina Jolie. Which made her very happy for awhile until I told her that it was the Angelina Jolie in Bewoulf. Hahahaha...cos she was evil in that movie.

All the other nice photos are with my friends...so PLEASE. Send them to me. AT ONCE. ((: I'm gonna miss you guys. Lubs you very mux forevers worx...HAHAHAHAHAHAH

YAY!! Woosh finally got back from his class chalet and I've got more photos AT LAST lol.

This is ERNEST. Who never fails to laugh at me, for whatever reason. He managed to find my new specs extremely hilarious. -.-" He plans to create a photo log of ALL my expressions. HAHAHA...Korea mate!!!! WHOOO!!!

WOOSH!!! hahahaha...BANANA OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!! ((: I can't believe we were OBLIVIOUS to each other's existence in TMS. So -.-" leh. Must go other country then realise. 'EH?! You from temasek one ah! I didn't know leh!' 'I also didn't know leh!!' Even then, Clovis was the first to realise. -.-" We're so LOUSY please. LOL. We became good friends after that.

The 3 cuckoos. ((: All eyes small small de!!! I just noticed. HAHAHAH!! Don't blame me for sounding sooo happy. All the girls in my class have such BEEG eyes please. Even if they're not big, at least they're visible when they smile. Mine, as Wan Hsin happily puts it "Even if you close your eyes also no difference." @#$%^&*! Sad fact of my life. HAHAHAHAHHA...

It was so stupid la...the class actually planned to go to some bar after prom instead of Zouk (we're all budget people la...Zouk must PAY $$) BUT!! We dilly dallied around for such a long time, everybody went home. In the end...the guys and Cheryl and Zhuangs walked around aimlessly until 2 plus before settling at MACS can you BELIEVE IT?! It's prom and we're glam and you go to MACS. LOL ah, all of you.

WAAAAHHHH!!

2007-12-03T18:29:00.000+08:00

Okay...so I went to pluck my eyebrows with Cheryl today even though I wasn't really planning to. Guess what. I look EVIL now!!!! WHA LAO EH!!!! Sian sian sian...now I really look my age, cannot look innocent anymore!! Eyebrows, please grow, please grow...LOL. HAI. HAI!!!! I want my innocent look back...SOBS. Christianne however, has to put in her 2 cents worth as usual. "Congratulations! You're FINALLY putting your childhood behind you!" OML!!! I don't want to put my childhood behind me!!! Hahahahahahaha....ok la, I do, abit. But I want to continue irritating her more. And to do so, I need to look childish. To sum it up nicely in one word, SHIT. HAHahahahahah...

Yesterday's bbq was...fun! Cos CLOVIS TAN DUNNO HOW TO PLAY BRIDGE PROPERLY AND KEPT LOSING. And since I was his partner, I kept losing as well. HA! (Lol...) Plus, Mr Chai's house is damn nice la!! Wth. My house is like shit compared to his please. Although I do stay on a floor higher than him. Not fair right!!! PLUS 3 dogs. MR CHAI! Say thanks from me to your parents yea!!! Wha they very nice leh. ((: Hope there's another class outing again soon.

IRRITATING TWIT.

2007-11-30T10:21:00.000+08:00

((: EMU SO IRRITATING!!! Went shopping with Emu and XL 2 days ago...it was...irritating. On Jessica's part. HAHAHAHA...glad to see we haven't lost our irritating skills!!! XL bore with it admirably. (: Finally bought my dress!! And a bag...but we MUST go shopping again man!!!! EH JESSICA. Wha lau...all that ghost talk...I couldn't sleep la that night!!! Sickening irritating twit. *dodo zhao!*

Ok. Being the entirely understanding being that I am, I fully realise that most of you will be looking at that paragraph and go, 'HUH?!' because I am my bamboozly, incoherent self again. ((:

But to bring everybody back to terra firma...class bbq at Mr Chai's place this Sun!!! Just AWESOME, no? (this is something I THINK Cameron Diaz keeps saying in this totally bimbotic way in Charlie's Angels. I think it's HILARIOUS.) It's so exciting la!!! (my sister insists that I insert her comment here: 'LAME LA. Making a mountain out of a hill as usual.' Upon which I started smirking and pompously told her that it's a mole hill. NOT a hill. After which she stalked off, complaining that I 'always laugh at her'. Where got?!) WOW! look at that! 2 long bracketted speeches interspersed by 4 words!!!

Ok la....trying to act dumb as usual. Like some twit.

Let us pause to give me some time to regain some precious brain cells. I have been contemplating whether to apply for the SPH scholarship. (I KNOW I VERY LAG.) BUT!! This is the third time I'm filling in the bliddy form (I haven't even sent in even 1.) because of various errors and bad feelings la...looking at my disastrous Prelim results, I think they'll take one look at the form and burst out laughing. Compared to all the AAAAA on those intelligent beings from RJ and VJ and HCJ...): Sobs.

the girl with no face

2007-11-27T16:50:00.000+08:00

I just realised ah...my last gazallion posts seem to lack colourful photos. Zzz...what to do. My father bought a new camera but I have yet to kope it to entertain myself. On second thoughts...my dad will probably kill me for even touching his new baby. (: Hahahaha...

Wha I'm like super tired now?? I packed like the whole entire world la!! (If the world is as big as my room that is) I cleared all the stacks of worksheets, textbooks, workbooks, assessment books, whatever not books...that my mother has this penchant of hoarding. SO TIRING AND DUSTY PLEASE!!! And why am I sloughing away doing menial work when I could have been enjoying myself outside!!!!! ARGH! Jessica and Xinling ah...busy busy busy, got no time to entertain me lol. And that Chun ah! Wha can't stand it. Ask me go his house when he wasn't even home. Hahaha...lame la. HAI. So. Clean the house lor...now my room is spick and span, organised to a point, and um. Clean la, basically.

So. Just for the sake of putting up photos...this is from VERY long time ago, but I haven't had the time to upload these from the camera. Some of you may have watched the Channel U show and seen Elvin Ng, Joanne Peh, Pierre Png and I-forgot-her-name. :x Fiona's friend (the lucky thing) even got Elvin to pose for her please. Jealous or not! Hahahaha...

See the shuai ge?! Hahahahah...he's up for kissing (on the cheek hor) for this charity drive. It was on the news yesterday and it had my sister and I rolling about in mirth. Cos they interviewed him and he looked so apprehensive about it. We were thinking, 'cos alot alot alot of people want to kiss you right!!' HAHAHAHAH!!! Aiya, but he so tall, cannot reach la, so nothing to worry about Elvin. He's my long lost cousin leh!!! All Ng family one. (: ya right. Hahahah..

Okay. There. There's the 4 of them. The picture's abit blur la...but it's damn difficult to take such a photo when you're in the audi okay!!! That's the closest I could get, so appreciate it.

@@#$%^&*!

2007-11-26T10:28:00.000+08:00

I am getting all hot and bothered, dammit.

I need to get a job need to get a job need to get a bliddy job or the money for the conversion of my sad and sparse wardrobe will not be forthcoming. EMPLOY ME EVERYBODY!!!! ARGH. I never thought I'd see the day where I get so frustrated with being poor that I try to spin my hair (what's left of it) into gold. Like the girl in Rumplestilskin. Or however you spell his bliddy name. Money money money....

AND the mess that is my room (due to sad lack of space to tuck my JC stuff out of sight) is KILLING ME. I HATE disorganized stuff. Call me a organisational freak if you like, I don't care.

As you can probably surmise by now (unless you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon), I'm in all of a grumpy and cranky state of mind. MONEY!!!!!!

SO many things I want to do, so little TIME. Sometimes my brain really tries to think about more than one thing at a time. Like the djinn in the Bartimaeus trilogy (if you haven't read it, please, DO. It's a hoot. Seriously.). Anyway. The point is, my brain can do what my body can't. And since my body can't do what my brain wants to do, I can't do what I want to do, and I'm talking about myself as if I'm 3 separate entities. YUCK.

I'm losing my articulate-ness, if there is even such a word. Not funny, yada yada, bugger off. I'm in a foul mood, and there's a thundercloud hovering over my head, ready to burst violently on anyone who dares to cross me. Vile rogues and villians.

gulp!

2007-11-25T10:15:00.001+08:00

I'm on Facebook and I saw this drink on BoozeMail la...it's called Tryptophantastic. Like wth. The moment I saw it, I started thinking of bio. Tryptophan is a protein...prokaryotic control of gene expression. FRREAK MAN!!! Thanks ah, Facebook. Thanks for reminding me of studying.

Anyway...I have yet to get a dress for prom. Wha SIAN MAN!!! I saw this dress that's not too bad but wth. It's so expensive. Even though I've got enough vouchers to pay for it. Sobs. But whatever la huh.

Fool of Canturbury

2007-11-23T10:47:00.000+08:00

I am officially BAAAACCCKKK LOVES! ((: While I'm supremely glad to be rid of 2 torturous years, I felt, to my consternation, a pang of sadness when I was clearing out my JC stuff this morning. They've been my best friends for the good part of the last 2 years you know? Sweat and brain cells shed over them...it's been a good, hard working 2 years with you all. HAHAHAH!!

This just calls for a joyous celebration, no? So...went shopping with Cang and Wop and Fiona yesterday...and it was BLOODY TORTURE ON MY FEET *inserts posh brit accent here* Ah well. The XMas lighting at Orchard weren't a big deal. Same old, same old.

Moving on...since my day's been freed up for more interesting usage of my brain cells...I've been trying to imagine myself as some serious sod when I finally enter the working world in say, 4 years or so...Mind, doing this thinking thing during my clearing out of JC stuff is no walk in the park. I absent mindedly plonked some Bio stuff into the Math pile more than once. But I digress. As usual. Back to the story...I have come to the conclusion that I'll probably NEVER be serious for more than half an hour at a time. I laugh too much at anything. So...if any idiot wants to cure me of my levity, bugger off aye? I'll probably sock you in the head and wave cheerily goodbye to you. ((:

Why this train of thought you may ask? Wellllll...I was um....scolded by this woman in Taka's Watsons yesterday. Quite angrily too. *gasp* (Florence offends posh ladies?!?!) Unfortunately true my friends. Of course, I fully take the blame for it. I um, didn't notice that the queue was in her particular direction. So...I effectively cut her queue and naturally, le posh madame was virtually apoplectic with rage about it. I fully sympathize with her. It's not easy having to wait for your turn only to see a blade of grass with something ostentatiously yellow grinning smarmily at you. (Ok, to make it easier for ppl like Jessica: I was in school uni, carrying the yellow bag you bought me.) So...she told me off etc etc...and while I was fully traumatised and apologetic for the first hour or so, I couldn't help looking at the funny side of it all after that.

Actually, there is NO funny side. But whatever la. I've lost my train of thought, damn.

we go on, and on and on and on and on....

2007-11-20T11:06:00.000+08:00

I am BORED. Really. Like, what's new right? Nothing but me and my brain sitting in front of the com prattling useless info to the rest of the world...((: Just AWESOME.

Anyway, the As are just that tiny little step to being over (I do tend to repeat myself, no?) and er...DON'T LAUGH but I've been thinking about where I want to study. For uni. So...um...(all this hedging is not doing any good at all.) I uh...thought I'd like to um...study in the UK yea. That's right. I've been checking out the universities they have over there...and since Oxford and Cambridge are definately OUT OF THE QUESTION me having the brain size of a small peanut, I decided that SA, York, and Edingburgh sounds pretty good. Lesser known fact about me: I like the Scottish accent. (Think Sean Biggerstaff and Billy Boyd) I think only about 2 people or so know this?

Anyway...I know I'd probably procrastinate sending in my applications and all...anyway I can't afford it unless I do get a scholarship which, um, as of now is pretty unrealistic. Yea. I realise that I ALWAYS let slip my chance to go to a school I like. I just live for these moments!!

I like to wave at them as they pass by
*waves cheerily with a winning smile plastered on*

Ah well...I can always settle with NUS or SMU. Whatever la huh. I'll deal with things as they come along. Always giving my special royal wave of course.

Speaking of Fabulous, I can't believe I look like Ashley Tisdale. I ran one of my pictures through this celebrity lookalike thingy and it came up with her, and wait for this, JESSICA ALBA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! If I looked like Jessica Alba, I'll be LAUGHING my way to the bank. Unfortunately, not one tiny speck to I look like her. Far from it in fact. Only thing we have in common would be the high cheekbones when we smile. Other than that, all I can say is, I was rolling on the floor in incredulous mirth.

SO...I've run out of things to say, basically.

what a big mess.

2007-11-19T10:34:00.000+08:00

I haven't been here for such a LONG TIME, I nearly forgot my password. I had time to develop 2 humongous ulcers joined at the hip, AND for them to torture me and recover. Bless my soul! (granny way of saying things) I've had the time to finish 3 gazillion papers most of which depress me to the deepest depths of hell...(ok, not true) and many people are still sleeping at this ungodly hour. But whatever. The point is. My exams haven't finished yet. 3 more days, 1 more paper, and you'll start seeing me everywhere, which, I'm sure is quite a nightmare. (:

Anyway...enough about the As...alot of people have been griping about it, all I can say is, WHA TOO EASY ALR LA!!! SURE CAN GET INTO OXFORD!!! Ya RIGHT. I didn't even apply there considering that my prelims were screwed up, and i'm sure I'll score what with all the mistakes I made. Too right I will.

The weather here's been great, thanks to God's annual year-end spring clean. The one up there was reaaallly busy yesterday in the late afternoon...I didn't bat an eyelid when he threw his table down the stairs (as he always does), but when he started throwing his grand piano and even his GOD-sized bed, I started to sympathize with all the poor souls trying to get up to heaven via that particular stairway. Mustn't be too cool ya know? Having to dodge all those big items crashing on you when you've just kicked the bucket. AND what's more, you get drenched with all the dirty water from the Big Man cleaning his many windows.

And I guess I should also give thanks to the rising oil prices cos you know what? Greenpeace!! People are now consuming less petrol and turning to public transport...not a great many bodies, but still. I've kinda stopped reading The Straits' Times cos it's really depressing to read about environmental conservation articles alongside pushes for economic growth, factory expansion etc etc. We are GETTING NOWHERE. The environment isn't a SEPARATE agenda from growth you know. ARGH!

Anyhow...many many things have been going on...but I can't possibly remember them all so yea. I'm considering moving to LJ...dunno why. I realised that I'd started a new blog everytime a BIG phase of my life starts. (: Well...we'll see.

oh, BUGGER.

2007-10-17T07:55:00.000+08:00

Yesterday's class lunch at Astons'. HA! First time can...I've always wanted to try it out, but no time no time...or maybe I'm just too lazy. Exactly 2 weeks to go. (: I'm so excited! NOT. Oh well. This post is just to say....ADIOS! And see you guys on the 22nd of Nov. This is goodbye for now, etc etc. Florence is too busy panicking and trying to accomplish some productive studying...*sucks in a deep breath*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gosh. That's much better. Scream therapy. Works everytime. Retail's better though. (:

TATA!!

LMAO! HAhahah

2007-10-11T21:31:00.000+08:00

Okay...read KaelMel's post that was dedicated to me. HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Hey I didn't realise I was so...LOL. I'm glad they seem to have remembered only the good things, cos the bad things were...YUCK. Anyway...WHAHAHAHA...if memory serves me...I did go and PEE AND drink water. ((: Love my birdies. Hahahahah...I will plonk it here to preserve it for prosperity. To be dug up whenever I need a good laugh.

Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
it's like worry-free in twe.
KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
ohh D:
KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
YA
KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
leave it to the dodo
Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
YARH!
Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
but when she flared up , i was really scared.
KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
now i really wonder how she handled all that. amazing man

Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
i noe got times she went
Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
" later i going to scold u all. be prepared *cheesy grin "
KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
PLAY PLAY PLAY SOMEMORE
Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
" WHEN YOU'RE DONE CALL ME. "
Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
*STOMPS OFF.

KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
then
KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
THENIT WAS DAMN FUNNY
KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
she came back
Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
" okay start "
KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
me: *timidly* "where did you go?"
Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
she told me she went to drink water.
KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
she told me she went to PEE
Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
LOL!!!
KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
WTF!
Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
DAM NFUNNY LAH SHE
KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
LOLOLOLOL
Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
priceless SL

KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
awww
KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
we shld've appreciated her more
KAELYN! when panic sets in; you start wanting chicken wings. says:
she never complained ):
Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
YEAH.
Jessica when panic sets in; you start to throw up. says:
: (

Hahaha...TOOT la...those were the days of carefree-ness...I remember (all too fondly) that dear Tim Man just threw me in the deep end. "EH. I put you as SL ok." Then me, being the blur and GONG one, dazedly sealed my fate by saying..."Huh. Orh." -.-" Ah well, it could have been worse I guess. Still. It was one of the happiest times I've had in my life. Right spastics?? (:

Thank you very much.

2007-10-08T14:37:00.000+08:00

I resolutely refuse to talk to Mr Chai. And Daniel Mak Kin Loong. Okay, maybe not Daniel. Must suck his power first. But MR CHAI!!! HMPH! *tosses head* No can do. Zero. Zilch. Nothing doing. His winning personality never fails to remind myself to clear one day on my calendar so I can personally beat him up. "Wha violent flower..." That's what he'll say. Or some other nonsense like that. AND THAT DANIEL MAK KIN LOONG ALWAYS INSTIGATE HIM!!!!! Talk about what helmet...*mutters furiously* Hahahaha...hai. HAI!!!!! I shall go work out and develop some 'thickly musculared arms' to hoot them. (: *more mutters paired with a malevolent stare*

Apples!

2007-10-07T16:43:00.000+08:00

It seems that something's gone wrong with God's shower. AND his room lighting. It's either horridly hot or thunderously wet nowadays. I think He must be feeling hot too...which accounts for the wet weather. Ah...what am I saying. I'm going crazy mugging my poor behind off. ):

MJ's Chem Prelim deductive question is...the MOTHER of all deductive questions. Please try it if you have the time. 18 marks worth of brain cells to burn. (; Fun galore!!!

In a month's time...32/06 will not have to go for classes together anymore...*sobs* Princess! I shall miss the joy you bring into my life. HEH. *shudders and does a barn dance* eeeeee...Hahahah...time really FLIES. I'll be an old woman soon. HEH.

I...wish for world peace.

AND shock!!! Florence is going to learn how to play LAN after the As...HAHAHAH!!! (:

Density of my mind.

2007-10-01T18:04:00.000+08:00

Ah...what AM I talking about. I deleted the previous post cos it's so stupid. So...here goes.

Florence is okay. She really is. This is for the benefit of Clovis, um...and any other people who wants to know. She woke up feeling lousy this morning due to a nightmare about her GP paper. She went to school having experienced undue stress by the neighbour's mom. She plodded along throughout the day a bundle of nerves, dealing with it by being more boisterous than usual. She went mad whiling 3 hours away in the canteen, being antagonized by dear Mr Chai and dear Mr Mak. Mr Mak told many lame jokes which made Florence want to roll her eyes. Her nervousness escalated about half an hour before she got back her GP paper. She did okay for it. Apart from the AQ which was fantastic for her, all other components of the paper was okay. She felt okay but disappointed at the same time due to her crazy high expectations of her dense mind. She did okay for her Economics paper as well. She did okay for everything actually, but went mental when Mr Chai stomped on those still high strung nerves when he told her the neighbour did better than her. Florence promised not to talk to Mr Chai ever again, but broke that promise less than an hour later. She decided that although Mr Chai was being his normal smart-assed self, she didn't really care whether the neighbour won her or not. Mr Chai pointed out that Florence is being too competitive and Florence half-heartedly agrees. Mr Chai surprises Florence with some really deep statement in which he said that competitiveness is a double-edged sword. Again, Florence agreed because frankly, she was too tired to do anything else. Hence, Florence is okay. She really is.

Anyway...to hit your friend with a Brad Pitt pillow costs only a measly $5 on Facebook. HA!

sniggers

2007-09-24T12:15:00.001+08:00

Right. Yours truly has chopped of mein locks again. (: My very own version of the Pob (Victoria Beckham's hair) and the Rob (Rihanna's). Presenting to you....the FOB!!!! ((: HAHAHAHAH!!! The front looks longer than the back...but that's only cos...the front IS longer than the back. Heh. For want of something to say. But it's only abit longer...and the best thing is, I didn't even tell the lady to cut it that way. It just sorta HAPPENED.

This is the first hairstyle of mine that didn't cause eruption of the class into laughter....usually they do, but eventually they assure me that it's okay. THIS time...HA! Most people say it's nice!! (: Even ERNEST. *double WOW!*

So far only Clovis says it's not nice. And Daniel, who didn't really say anything but 'Flower, why don't keep long hair??' He does that EVERY SINGLE time I cut my hair. Which sorts of says that he doesn't like it la...HAHA...oh and he also never fails to remind me that the neighbour likes long hair better. -.-" I'm not sure that's even true, Daniel has the nasty habit of bluffing gullible people like me. Anyway who cares what the neighbour likes what right. It's not like he's the one cutting his hair.

Oh and Xinling who asked me why so short lol. Short meh?? I thought still okay leh...at least my hair isn't so liable to become messy now...(: which is GOOD. FOB ROCKS!!!

whatever. Resignation descends with a practical plop.

2007-09-23T10:02:00.001+08:00

Sign of better things to come my FOOT. I can comfortably say now that I screwed up my bio paper 3. The paper I said was so 'NICE'. This just goes to show that you shouldn't form opinions and tempt Murphy's Law into action. I could have done better as usual, but, as always, the unforgiveable form of carelessness sticks to me like a bliddy LIMPET. I made 10 bliddy CARELESS mistakes, which effectively put me back one WHOLE GRADE OKAY!? @#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!!!!!! Utterly sickening. DISGUSTING to a point. I can kiss goodbye to a education in the UK. *puckers up* (YUCKS.) How do you cure something as disgusting as carelessness anyway?! I've tried for years and nothing doing. Can't get rid of it. Depressing depressing depressing...

As I type, a storm is stirring up outside my window...such an uncanny mirror of my current mood. I'll probably mope and moan about this stupid pile of shit of a prelims for about a week more or so, so come back after that if you're not up for such dribble. I can't imagine why some people keep telling me I'm smart. *grimaces* I'm pretty sure...(but I'm NOT going to take the risk and tempt Mr Murphy again, so I'll shutup for now.) Anyway, I've been worrying about quite alot of stuff over the past er...2 weeks or so. The main big problem is, my BRAIN DOESN'T work anymore. Really. I've been having trouble remembering stuff and concentrating...so don't rag me if the papers come back and....(*BEEP!* Censors out thoughts from Mr Murphy) ya so don't rag me or I'll howl.

Anyway. It doesn't pay to be so miserable and I'll enjoy the rest of my weekend in a happy mood which covers up the shroud of gloom. I'm not making sense as usual...I dunno why people tolerate my gibberish.

Bla bla bla yada yada...moving on...my sisters and I have already decided. When we get our driving licenses...we're gonna buy Mini Cooper S'. (: In the exact same colours as the ones they used in the Italian Job. AWESOME LA!!! AND we're gonna parallel park like Charlize Theron in one of the opening scenes. ((: I'll get the red. HOT BABY!!!!! (Meaning the car. Not me. Obviously.) HA! What a dream. I'll achieve it by the time I'm 24. It's expensive though. Maybe I'll buy it when I'm 26. Another goal to put on my list. The hefty price tag? Around $125,800 or so. o.O Check THIS OUT. Is that COOL OR WHAT!

Unfortunately. My birthday hasn't even COME yet. So, it's still a dream. For now. I'll be out to shock the world when I turn 26 and get that baby. (:

goobley hoobley foobley took!

2007-09-21T16:18:00.001+08:00

It's OVER!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! YAY!!!!! OMG. I've NEVER been so happy to be done with the EXAMS!!!!! THANK GOODNESS today was a nice paper. ((: Now I can go crazy in peace and tell a random person on the street that I love them!!! (Okay, maybe not.) BUT!!! WHOA TODAY IS A LUCKY DAY OKAY!!!! I received a defective paper! So exciting right! One blank page. Only defective paper out of like how many!! Whole hall only me leh!!! "Anything wrong with anybody's paper??" *raise my hand slowly* HAHAHAHHAHA. TOOT LA!!!! This is a SIGN. Of better things to come. (: Let's go crazy together everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..................

2007-09-20T15:28:00.000+08:00

I thought the MCQ was a chance to save my sorry skin.

I thought wrong.

MCQ was...

I'm sorry my brain doesn't work anymore.

And I STILL have one more paper to go.

Spore's system SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!!!!! SUCKSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm utterly FED UP. Eat that MOE.

er...heh.

2007-09-20T08:06:00.000+08:00

Um...okay. I'm much better now...and. I realised that I wasn't very fair. Not fair at all hahaha...ok. Wen Yang's not that bad really...(see? I put you in good light again.) And Christianne cannot count this as 'blog about him alot of times' hor. Cos this is not really ABOUT him. Ah....what am I saying?! Blabbering on as usual. Anyway. WY! Even though I take back what I implied about you being some evil big bad wolf (HEH) I'm NOT going to help you massage your backside. NEVER. NEVER!!! *shudders* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa...

It's a big GG with a cherry on the top.

2007-09-19T11:08:00.000+08:00

Prelims has been nothing short of a merry FIASCO. Paper 3 today was...*mutters* SIAO. The essay was like something out of a GP exam paper. Wth. I'm not optimistic, but I do hope I get that A. HA! Right. -.-" Zzzzzzzzz....

Coupled with the mother of all stomach aches I had to have during the exam...WOW. Totally makes my day. I felt like *ahem-ing* (shitting actually) practically the whole time I was racking my brains over restriction fragment length polymorphisms and the bliddy human genome project. )': Add to the equation the charming witticisms of our dear MR CHAI, my day has effectively spiralled down into the depths of...well. Somewhere. Not hell, cos it's not that bad. YET.

Me: WHA!! I need to shit man!!!
WY: Cos you're full of ......HAHA.

Of course I translated that 'hint' correctly la!!! *mutters disgruntedly* Oh and it's not enough he said it once. He just couldn't resist doing it again...

WY: where're you going after this??
Me: Home to get rid of my shit lor....(bear in mind that I was still having that stomach ache and couldn't help not being my usual eloquent self. HEH.)
WY: Why must go home get rid?? You open your mouth can already what! Verbal diaherroa.

*kicks Mr Chai viciously in the backside*

*again*

*and AGAIN*

Right. That's MUCH better. I'm in no mood to endure such jibes okay!!! Although it WAS a good comeback and all that. And guess what. My day was set to become better. I came home all ready to splurge all my woes on my blog....had the computer on already and all that....THEN. OML. POWER CUT. BEST. For one hour, what's more. ARGH!

P.S. WY, you can't complain I put you in a bad light hor. I'm quoting you ad verbatim...so. Nothing doing!

one more week in the slaughterhouse

2007-09-13T16:39:00.000+08:00

Title says it all really. BUT! Surprisingly, the week showed increasing improvement of my mood, which is weird, considering the fact that it started with all my favourite papers, but hey! Who knows. Surprise me, teachers.

I know for a fact that I'd mangled that bliddy Math paper due to the thousand and two careless mistakes I managed to splosh all over the answer script...but whatever. I hate dissecting papers cos I'll start seeing all the mistakes and marks I lost, and have nightmares about it. Clovis! *sad face* The day we had the math paper he smsed me to grouch la...then! I had nightmares about it that very night. ): Woke up feeling like hell at around 2? Couldn't sleep till much later. And when I finally fell asleep, I dreamt that I had to scale Mt Everest with the rest. OML. That's how stressed I was. Plus, my alarm clock didn't ring the next morning and my father woke me up late...had to rush around the house like some mad man trying to get all washed up and prepared for Chem. Nightmare on Bedok Street indeed. (My area ISN'T bedok street, but it spoils the effect if I don't say it is. Hahahaha.)

Yesterday was the first time my area felt tremors...it was rather exciting really. First time feeling tremors!! Bad for those in Indonesia of course, but I wouldn't admit I felt rather...excited. My mom kept repeating "IT's SHAKING!!!! IT'S SHAKING!!!!!!!!" She was afraid the building may collapse. And there I was, thinking I had a headache until I saw the soup sloshing around for no apparent reason and my sister exclaimed "eh? why is it shaking?!" LOL. I looked out of the window and fancied I could even see the building itself shake. The whole dining table shook for about a minute or so...(together with everything else, mind. For noobs who think only the dining table was shaking. (:)

headless chicken, legless cows

2007-09-05T14:27:00.001+08:00

*sucks in a deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. Scrap what I said earlier. I am scared now. Bliddy scared. Frightened out of my wits (although I AM using those wits here). Terrified. Petrified. Scared to DEATH. )': And I haven't even finished my 1023rd round of revision!!! WAAHH!!! Okay. It's a lie. 1023 rounds of revision is a feat even the gods can't accomplish. I think. But whatever. Thank goodness I have people to panic to...like Andy who's so smart that he can't afford to give me some of his QI. LOL. Oh and there's Xinling *waves* hahahha...who had to suffer 20 mins of my panicking...and as usual she threw water all over my panic, dousing it. Now it's bliddy DRENCHED. (; Studying makes me CRAZY!!! WHOOOO!!! 4 more days...

5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

2007-09-01T20:39:00.000+08:00

BOOM!!! Hahahaha...right. Sian leh...sian sian sian...I'm completely fed up with studying. I THINK I'm absorbing stuff...but I don't think I'm absorbing them too. And I'm not scared. YET. Stupid Prelims...I WILL CONQUER YOU!!!!! ((:

Good luck to...all of you!!! Especially....those who need it most. Really. I mean it! It's not that you don't have the inate talent or potential...just that you're lazy!!! Hahahaha...I'm lazy too...look at what I'm doing right now. Blogging!!! Muahahaha...it takes an enormous amount of self discipline to sit down and study for 10 hours straight, to plan what you are going to study, to actually achieve the goal you set for yourself...reward yourself with small breaks!! It works!! For me at least...not that I'm any genius or anything...but well. I dunno. I dunno la. LOL.

3,2,1, CLANGGGG

2007-08-28T08:18:00.000+08:00

HA! I love that word. CLANGGG!! New fetish for the week. Saw this on Jessica's blog, and couldn't RESIST doing it.

5 Weird things about Florence (HAHAHAH! People like Christianne would be more than delighted to provide more. She and I don't exactly see eye to eye on what's normal. More like eye to toenail. Of course she's the one looking at MY toenail.)

Right. I'll have to start again, after giving Princess her 2nd mention in my blog in a week. Does this make you the focal point of my life?! NO! *gags* (:

And...starting for the THIRD lousy time, 5 Weird things about Florence:
Weird Fact #1: I....actually have this phobia of butterflies. Of course, everybody knows this and it's not really weird anymore...but...I once ran a whole 2 blocks just because the butterfly darted out at me from nowhere. Ask Kris if you don't believe me. )':

Weird Fact #2: I take notice of the smallest changes in people, but is oblivious to more important everyday facts, like the location of the toilet bowl in my house. I managed to walk into it once. -.-" Helluva bruise it gave me. But! If you'd just cut your hair, changed your specs, or even flick your eyes while talking to me, I'd know. (:

Weird Fact #3: I was actually very quiet once. HA! Jessica won't believe this at all. Right jessica! I barely talked for the first...14 years of my life. (: THEN the TIM MAN had to make me section leader and the flood banks had no choice but to BURST. With a loud CLANGGG!!! (:

Weird Fact #4: I can't sleep with the air-con on, unless it's in some resort or hotel. Even then...bleagh. Uncomfortable. Fresh air for me!!!

Weird Fact #5: I hate most processed foods. Seriously. I hate those meatballs (except for the ikea ones) that you can get in the supermarket...don't like the sotong balls, the pink and orange ones, some types of fishballs, the fish dumpling things, fishcake, crabsticks, fish fillets, fish nuggets, etc. etc. Noriko would say I'm tiao shi, but there you go.

-.-" dear Princess.

2007-08-25T18:02:00.001+08:00

Dear Princess,
Despite your excited suspicion that WY is the focal point of my life, he's NOT. *grins wickedly* Hahahahahaha....disappointing right. You want to be the focal point of my life say la!!! LOL! On second thoughts...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! YUCKS!!!! PUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances and jiggles about shuddering in horror*

HAHAHAHA. Aiya...ok la I blog about you to keep you happy okay!! Today, Princess woke up in the morning, brushed her teeth, washed her face, fed her rabitic dog, studied (I think), COMB HER HAIR COUNTLESS TIMES (HAHA!), ate breakfast, lunch, dinner, watched tv, complained, bathed, slept somemore, looked in the mirror x100 (hahaha)....SEE!! Very interesting meh...hahahah..you want to be mentioned must do something more interesting or irritating or provoking or what la. Or else, how to mention?! SIAO.

Anyway, it's one up on me with the neighbour!!! Hahahahaha...okay la. Cheap thrill. I deprived him of displaying his natural gentlemanly-ness (LOL) by holding the lift for him and his mom. I mean, aiya...ladies first is all very well...but there's also such thing as elders first...and he was sort of in the way of his mom...so...with this really shocked expression he floated out of the lift. HAHAHAHA...usually I go out first what! Comply with the ladies first rule. (: Ok you guys probably don't know what I'm talking about, but nevermind. I know can already.

oh, I'm SURE.

2007-08-24T16:41:00.000+08:00

*sigh* and I find myself having to blog about our dear Mr Chai yet AGAIN. *insert dissonant chord here* This would be the *flips to other window and scrolls vigorously* THIRD lousy time I'm blogging about him!!!! *insert terrified high pitched scream here* Hahahahahaha...I usually am able to abstain from blogging about him for 2 weeks or more.

Now, what does this mean?? *sniffs*

This means, that our dear MR CHAI, has expressed his displeasure of being shown in the last 2 posts in a (in his own words,) 'BAD LIGHT'. I ask you!! Tsk tsk. Some people are just so FUSSY. Most people are content to just be MENTIONED in my posts, and he asks for more?!?! *loud and majestic voice thunders indignantly* (Ok ok...maybe they're not content. I don't know.)

Anyhow...it's lucky for him the Great Paladin feels agreeable today despite repeated antagonisation from Mr Chai. The show must go on! I shall put Mr Chai, as requested in his 'best light'. *adjusts the stage lights up a notch*

Backstage, everyone is in a flurry...helping the star of the show aka WY, to appear in a better light. The band strikes up, and I (the director-cum-producer) propels WY through the curtains onto the stage. WY clears his throat, maybe even gives a little wave, and starts telling everybody about himself in that muffled voice of his which the director can't seem to improve. (:

WY is actually quite a well-mannered boy, when he is not engaging in macho displays of witty reparte. He has the potential to score better marks, but chooses instead to give others a chance by whiling his time away in front of the computer. This particular individual of the male species is actually helpful and kind under all that mop of curly hair, when he wants to. He's generous and although occassionally irritating, is friendly and engaging in his speech.

I'll have to end there...I can't think of anymore positive things to say. Hahahahha...aiya. WY is quite a good friend la okay?! Happy?? *disgruntled director turns up the stage lights all the way, enveloping WY in a blinding aura* That good enough light for you???!!! LOL!

when the sky falls down and squashes you like a BUG

2007-08-23T16:59:00.001+08:00

What do you do when people around you constantly say things that make your mental faculties churn furiously??

Do you:
#1: Let it churn and hope for the best...
#2: Stop it churning straightaway and ask the person to shut up...
#3: Just shut down completely.

By the way, that has nothing to do with what I have to say today. Or rather, it DOES, but on such an abstract level, nobody would catch the link anyway. Zzz.

For the record, I am nearly always sane OKAY!!!!! *glowers and mutters darkly* People like WY are ALWAYS using my past posts against me. *aims a lethal punch which he conveniently ducks* I don't know why I know this kind of people.

Anyway. The Bio lunchies were discussing "Blogging is nothing more than idle chatter and self-indulgence." and, sadly, I have concluded that yes. It is a fairly fair comment. (: (Pun intended, if any noob didn't catch it.) I mean, there's not much POINT to blogging unless you want to advertise how irritating your friends can be *hints* (HA!) or how many presents you had for your birthday *hints further* (actually, my birthday hasn't even come yet.) or what stupid unglam antics you take part in in school everyday. SO...I have resigned to the sad fact that I'm engaging in extremely stupid pasttime. (: Which, is basically what I already do in school anyway. Have stupid conversations left right and centre.

For example...

WY *plonks his bulk heavily onto my side of the bench*
Me: Eh can you stop it! Why you so fat, everytime you sit down I bounce.
WY: Are you trying to say that you're LIGHT?!
Me: Ya.
WY: HAHA! Stop kidding yourself. I KNOW you very bo liao one, when I sit down, you JUMP.

OML. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Can you imagine me jumping just to create the opportunity to say that he's FAT?! *snorts* Please.

Another example...

Me: -.-" Cute ah, Kenneth.
Kenneth: I try my best to be so...
Me: Gosh. Do I know you?! *gags*
Kenneth: Don't pretend...Everybody wants to know me, and you're one of the lucky ones.
Me: -.-" WOW I'm honored. Kenneth, you're incorrigible.
Kenneth: Of course my dear, of course.

OML AGAIN. How can anybody be so....HAHAHAHAHAHAH...

oh! the HORROR!!!

2007-08-21T14:28:00.000+08:00

Want to watch a scary show?? Come to Singapore, during August...you'll see lots of students cramming frantically using all sorts of unorthodox studying methods to get them that bliddy A. Stress levels are high, hysterics is not uncommon. My friend cried today cos she forgot to wake up at 2am to study this morning. OMG. And here I am, slacking and blogging like some layabout. Come September and October, I dread to imagine what will happen to the world (more specifically, my small little world in Singapore). *shudders*

I went to check out the websites for Oxford, Cambridge, and St. Andrew's Universities, UK yesterday, just for kicks. If I could go there, I'd be esctatic, but hey, even if I've got the potential, I haven't got the bliddy finances to go. 20,000 pounds a year for 4 years...that translates to about 200,000 Sing dollars. OML. BUT! They have like amazing facilities and all of that...I think the one I'd most have a chance to enter is St. Andrews'. Oxford? Cambridge? HA! Gone with the wind man, gone with the wind. I'd probably land up in some Singapore uni anyway...not that I don't like Singapore, but they don't have the course I want to study. Sian...

Ah well. It's no use having all talk and nothing to show for it. I must start working my pants off!!! Not to the extent of waking up at 2am every morning to study la. I simply must have my beauty sleep. (: *mutters*

That reminds me. I CANNOT sleep late anymore. NO. I slept late yesterday studying for the Chem MCQ test and woke up this morning feeling all woozy. As a result, I didn't see the neighbour at the lift lobby waiting for the lift...and took my own sweet time to lock the door and gates (it takes a bliddy long time I can tell you). THEN I heard the lift door opening...and SUDDENLY. "Ahem" I turned around and AHHHHHH!!! the neighbour was waiting for me. MAN. I locked up as fast as I could (which was quite slow) and rushed to the lift, to see the neighbour with a finger connected to the 'open' button. He waited quite long leh...so PAI SEH!!! OML. OML!!!!!! Why he couldn't call me in the first place was beyond me. Cannot say good morning meh?! Hahahha then I would have made an effort to lock up faster and he wouldn't have to wait so long. MAN MAN MAN!!!! *bangs keyboard in agitation* I was so pai seh I stomped all the way to school. =x

grumpy grumpy GRUUUUMMMP.

2007-08-17T21:20:00.000+08:00

It's happening. AGAIN. And I've never figured out the way the game is played. This sucks BIG time.

Right. Enough grouching. Anyhow...WAN HSIN!! Hahahahaha...I read your science and religion essay!!! Now I know how to do liao...Muahahahahah... :p (I can hear Wan Hsin muttering under her breath "SIAO.") EH your Engrish also very powderful leh!! Hahahahah...in fact, I think you score more for language right?? LOL. My essays normally score only for content. But now, I am INSPIRED! REJUVANATED! ALL PREPARED!! Hahahahahahaha...wha see your essay so inspiring leh... (:

I wanted to blog about something entirely different. As usual, I never ever remember what I wanted to say. Just like in my tests. Write write write, think of next point while writing the current point...when reach the next point, it totally VANISHES into the most obscure corner of my cerebral cortex.

Ambling good naturedly along...I just about went through the most kuku malu incident in my whole entire life, after the incident at Cheryl's house, the Korea incident, the incident with Kok Yi in Korea, the walking into the bowl incident, the cut myself on the laundry basket incident, the saying the totally wrong word incident, and more. (: HEH.

So. It so happened that this morning I wasn't completely myself. I was blur, confounded, sleepwalking, drifting. Talking to Noriko and Yi Ling...I followed them halfway up the staircase before Daniel suddenly turned around and asked, "eh Flower? Why you never follow Desmond??" Me, as mentioned above, was totally oblivious to what's happening, thinking processes on a fine holiday to the Artic, brain dead. I went, in this really 'i-don't-know-what-you're-talking-about-this-is-such-a-random-question' kinda voice, "Huh?? Why? Why I must follow Desmond??" and even ascended a few more steps. Daniel (understandably, the poor thing) looked SUPER CONFUSED. "Huh?? You not in his GP class meh?? You now not GP meh??" OH MY LARD and the coin finally DROPPED with a sad kind of CLANG. I sheepishly let out an "oh ya hor." and quickly scuttled back down the stairs (leaving that Noriko hooting with laughter, commenting what a horrible woman I was) back down through the throng that was, going in the opposite direction. OML. OML!!! kuku kuku kuku.

domestic matters and splatters

2007-08-14T15:32:00.000+08:00

(: I, have plastered a BEEG cheesy smile on my face. And I can't get it off. Want to know why?? HEH HEH HEH. *smiles wider* Our dear Mr CHAI has finally got his first proper lesson in the finer art of domestic chores. (: *any wider and my smile would grow off my face* Desmond, WY and I had lunch at my house...and guess who did the washing up?? WOW!!!! CHAI WEN YANG!!!! *delicately wipes a proud tear* I will remember this very day forever. ((: Hahahahahahhahahahah!!!

Desmond and I supervised the whole episode (sadly, no pictures were taken for prosperity) thus ensuring that nothing broke or got cut (we weren't as concerned for the welfare of WY himself. On my part, I deem him more dangerous than sharp knives and porcelin plates. His tongue is already sharp enough to cut himself.). The soap sponge very nearly suffered, but hey! Shouts from 2 responsible people who help around the house was sufficient to make sure it survived its encounter with Mr Chai. Man...some of you may be thinking, 'wash wash la! Who dunno how to wash?!' BUT you must take into consideration the fact that our dear Mr Chai has in his employment a MAID (with powerful bleaching skills some more!) and rarely (if NEVER) lifts a lazy finger to engage in such activities. (:

I AM SO PROUD TO HAVE WITNESSED THIS MOMENT. :D Let us take a moment to congratulate him and heartily shake his hand (complete with the above-mentioned lazy fingers), celebrating his coming of age in the domestic world.

zwitterions and physics brains

2007-08-12T14:28:00.000+08:00

JESSICAAAA!!!! YOOHOOOOO!!!!! HEH HEH. Thoroughly digusted yet?? I totally started shivering when I re-read that statement. HAHAHAHAH. Anyway, said zwitterion is an amino acid with both positive and negative charges on it. Like so: .......Sorry lazy to draw lol.

The GenY section of the Sunday Times today was...YUCK. With a CAPTITAL Y. Size font 200 as an afterthought. People are spending $1000 a month on beautifying themselves...and to quote one particularly obnoxious twit of a girl, "I don't feel guilty spending my mother's money as long as I don't overspend." If spending $1000 bliddy dollars a MONTH is not overspending, I don't know what is. As my father wisely put it, "Why she spend so much for what. Must be something wrong with the face so must spend more money to correct." OH MY LARD~!! Hahahahahahhahaha....=x $1000 can buy one house leh!!! In Indonesia la. But still.

And the previous article about 'cutie' membership and all that...my WORD. Absolutely disgusting. One poor girl was slammed and kindly (in the loosest sense) asked to do something about her eyebrows (which were not plucked or shaped). My LARD. If I were her (the likelyhood is infinitesmal, can you imagine me joining a cutie club?!) I would fully utilise the wonders of PhotoShop and create 2 GREAT BEETLING BROWS for myself and re-post the picture. *waggles beeg beetling brows* (:

Drat. I really do get a kick out of contradicting stupid superficial things like that.

trembles and wobbles like jelly

2007-08-10T11:27:00.000+08:00

I think I'm going to explode. POOF! And Florence is gone. Prelims are coming...coming...coming...what the hell was I thinking?! I should have started mugging my backside off a month ago. RIGHT. (Hermione's trademark statement. Without the backside.)

I need MOTIVATION!!!! )': RAAHHHH!!!!! SO much to do, not enough TIME. I need to master Einstein's equation of the 4th dimension. Pulls out hair in large clumps. Looks like it's TIME to call out the neighbour to go study with me. *panic panic*

*Runs around like a headless chicken*

*bangs head vigorously*

*tosses and turns in bed for no apparent reason*

Oh and something random: I've been dreaming violent dreams of late. =/ Something is seriously WRONG.

*Glares blearily at the printer urging it to move at a bliddy quicker rate*

*sits like a toot feeling the heart pitter patter with no abandon*

*ECONS!!*

MOTIVATE ME.

grimaces

2007-08-05T20:50:00.000+08:00

I'm...filled with apprehension for the looming Prelims. Of course, TJ's Prelims do not start as early as Kris' (SIAO! OBSCENE DATE.) BUT! It's looming near enough for me to panic and start searching frantically for land (yet another no link statement). SO. I won't be blogging so often as of today...unless I really have some PRESSING business I feel that I really must burden everybody with.

SO...that's all folks! See you the next long time! (:

of dry eyes and pretty fries

2007-08-03T15:31:00.001+08:00

Which totally makes up a STUPID title. Didn't know what else to name it. Feeling abit down in the mouth today = not so hyper, crazy and attention seeker #1. (: (Ok la. I'm NEVER attention seeker #1. But I do make ALOT of noise on a good day.) The week's been...fun-filled.

Started with the extremely entertaining basketball game we played yesterday...where I got jabbed in the collarbone-chest-bone area la...whatever it is, it was an extremely bony area for me. (See, NO flesh at all there ok. Not even a scrap. It was just skin and bones there.) Anyway, was jabbed by Clovis' extremely hard elbow. There's a bruise there now, but thank goodness it can't be seen by ANYONE. Heh. Damn pain okay.

Then there was the lovely STYLE I brought to the game of basketball. (Incidentally, that style would probably make long-gone basketball legends roll over in their grave.) I managed to do a pirouette, a few flying leaps, and a few more embarassing moves during the game. Sounds like a dance huh. I can't dance for nuts.

Which was why, when this extremely pretty dancer approached me for this audience participation segment during Contact Time, bending down to peer meaningly at me, I blinked incredulously at her at craned my neck the other way, pretending that she was looking at someone else down the row. =x HENG she had a sense of humour and laughed with me man...and HENG I didn't have to go onstage. The dance the dance troupe performed was rather interesting...dance inspired by MATH, can you imagine. o.O

Add all this drama to the bouts of suaning that Wen Yang and Daniel engaged in "Flower!!! Got use the Dove Shampoo or not!!" and my week turns out totally exciting. (: WOW.

daddy's a MAN.

2007-07-30T18:20:00.000+08:00

I realised that (man! I realised that I nearly always start my posts with "I realised that..." But I digress. (Right at the beginning too! Tsk.) Wow look at that...a bracket within a bracket. (*smirks* I'm a form of higher being which has the ability to think about several different topics all at the same time.) *cue for you people to clap and cheer* Right. Sufficiently bamboozled?? Alright, alright, here we go.) I haven't posted any of the dear father's exploits any time recently. (By the way, that was a continuation from the first 3 words of this paragraph. Sorry, just trying to be helpful to all the lesser beings who were sadly confused by the end of the 1st bracket-within-a-bracket.)

HA! What, an gleefully IRRITATING way to blog. (:

But, to retain all those die-hard-fans of mine, I'll just blog this stupid story normally. (As close to normal as I can go that is. It's abit hard for a crazy person (complete with winning personality) to suddenly develop a second persona.) Oh! Another bracket-within-a-bracket. Looks like I've failed my promise to not confound the rest of you. Ah well, can't have everything I suppose.

Let me start the story a THIRD freaking time. It all began with the crazy sis, who decided to grab my shoulder in a highly goading manner. Of course, me being the sweet-tempered and even crazier sister, retaliated by rapping her smartly on the arm, even though I knew I was being goaded. (: This would have, as usual, rapidly developed into a flurry of blows, a series of scuffles until we had satisfied ourselves that our deep love for each other was sufficiently expressed. However, midway through the second bout of blows, our dear father (who up till then had been concentrating immensely on the flashing numbers of the descending lift) glanced at us with this totally bored look and said matter-of-factly, "Okay. Kill. Kill." and promptly went back to looking at the lift (which was taking it's own sweet time coming).

Oh MY LARD!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...the sister and I dissolved into helpless fits of laughter. Wha. Only my father will say that kind of things like it's NORMAL. Hahahahahahahah...

Ah, just to hell with it.

2007-07-28T21:12:00.000+08:00

Prom, is SUCH a fickle ickle minute itsy bitsy snag in the life of a completely hapless JC2 student who has better things to occupy her brain with than to ponder continuously on whether to go or not to go. *makes a face* YUCK. Damn ex! Damn EX! And it's not going to be at the Ritz, so *puts on a fancy pansy accent* WHO BLOODY CARES?? Well, ME of course. Dressing up's fun (although I can't look presentable no matter how fancily I'm clad.) BUT. Money doesn't fall from trees. To go, or not to go, that's the bliddy question. I simply MUST get it out of my system or I won't have enough brain capacity to input some valuable eukaryotic and prokarotic genome information. GAH.

Yours truly initially MEANT to blog about something funny, but as usual, the dear brain's gone on a bliddy holiday to the Carribean (how NICE). So, all you poor souls are sadly deprived of your daily dose of Florenceitis. ((: *SMIRKS*

ENJOY. I beg you. (Can you just envision the WICKED smug look on my royal facade? HA!)

great beetling brows

2007-07-27T15:42:00.000+08:00

I just read this stupid person's rant about overhearing a group of TJ people moaning and groaning about studying for TESTS (yes, this person capitalized this, clearly incredulous that people actually study for tests), and yes, this person is OBVIOUSLY NOT from TJ. Hello? TJ people even study for Revision Exercises okay!!! (: Like today's Bio RE, which was definately better than the one on Respiration.

But that's not the point la. Studying very bad meh?! Very nerd meh?! (Okay, it IS.) Studying can be enjoyable you know...and more importantly, fulfilling. Hahahaha...anyway. I was rather pissed at the tone he or she employed... Crazy toot LOL. TJ people also know how to enjoy okay!!!! For example, Muddy Mud Pie outings. ((: And what not. And the mass ponning session every Thurs. PLUS, we do get the results (eventually I hope), so who's complaining??

Up in ARMS!

2007-07-25T16:48:00.000+08:00

Today's post, is going to be rated: highly random, rarely sane.

I seem to have joined the brotherhood. HAHAHAHAH...right Desmond! Yesterday's Gelare was...painfully hilarious. Painful in my ribs because of the laughing, and painful in my behind because we sat there for soooo long on the pretext of drinking WY's soup (with the conspicious lack of spoon thanks to the inefficient waitress). My waffle was soggy at the end though, cos I took such a long time to finish it (I was strangely accused of trying to act glam. *wicked grin*).
Hey. My mouth is SMALL okay?! (There's no link whatsoever by the way.)

Oh and Earl Grey tea, is just tea, according to Shaun. I always had the impression (from the many stories I've read) that Earl Grey MUST have some EXQUISITE taste since it's so high class. We budgeted abit by requesting for another cup of hot water and dipping the tea bag into it. Earl Grey is branded tea ok!!! One teabag for $4 ++ Like...oh my lard! Expensive tea...At the end of the whole episode, I am seriously getting concerned for DANIEL MAK KIN LOONG who wants to name his children Pikachu. o.O As well as countless other ridiculous things. Hahahahaha...

Oh and everybody should just attend "how to write your CV" conducted by TJC. The how-to-do-it manual...is FREAKING HILARIOUS. Wan Hsin and I totally spent the whole of civics trying to laugh softly (and failing)...laughing till my stomach ached. LOL. Stupid stuff they put in there.

depressing clouds in the sky

2007-07-20T15:53:00.000+08:00

Okay. I'm running out of creative and meaningful titles. But whatever.

Friendster photos are DEPRESSING I tell you. By the way, this has something to do with the itsy bitsy unimportant fact that I'm simply not photogenic. Either that or my photo taking skills must really suck. Zzz. SOMEBODY must teach me to look nicer HA!

I'm surrounded by great friends!!! (: LOVES! Hahahahah...there's...*ahem!* and *ahem ahem!* and *ahem ahem ahem!* All the small things they do for me really leaves me feeling so loved. (Ugh. I sound so UN-Florence. Jessica must be rolling on the floor right about...NOW.) Such display of public affection is highly unbecoming. *scoffs* hahahahahahahah!!

Okay. I'm running out of random stuff to talk about as well.

I miss playing my flute! (:

Oh and my hair's MUCH better today after I'd complained about it.

you know your hair's really horrible when...

2007-07-19T16:17:00.000+08:00

Top 10 reasons why your hair's really BAD:

#10: Instead of falling straight down, your hair defies gravity and curls UPWARDS instead.
#9: Your hair resembles the lalang grass by the roadside when you wake up every morning.
#8: It puffs up instead of lying FLAT.
#7: There are this few strands which defies your persistent efforts and continuously insists on standing up.
#6: 10 different brands of moisturisers fail to work
#5: Your sisters snigger every dinner time even though you're wearing a hairband to keep your hair in check
#4: Your youngest sister tells you that you look like tweety bird.
#3: When you walk past the projector in school, you see Wolverine on the screen.
#2: Ernest tells you your hair looks like a helmet and asks why you don't take it off.

And the No. 1 reason how you know your hair's really really horrible:
DANIEL MAK KIN LOONG starts recommending you DOVE SHAMPOO.

my eyes are CLOSING.

2007-07-16T16:10:00.000+08:00

Tis the day of solemnities. I dunno why but I felt so...DOWN today. Yep. The ever hyper me felt down. Ah well. Maybe I'm growing up. FINALLY, as some people may say.

Evanna Lynch (the girl who plays Luna Lovegood in the Harry Potter movie) ROCKS!!!! She's Luna to the life. You go, Evanna!!! Incidentally, this is her acting debut. (: Thumbs up for you. The Weasley twins were WICKED as usual (I'm a fan), Rupert Grint barely had any lines. Umbridge was COOL. Hahahaha...totally irritating and PINK (omg). Snape was drily hilarious, and FILCH! Now Filch has really come into himself. The way he scuttled sneakily across the hallway...side-splitting to say the least. Cho was *sigh*...at least we won't see her anymore. GOOD riddance. I dunno why, but she seems so...unnatural onscreen. Like she can't decide what her accent's supposed to be. -.-" Other than that...the effects were great, but overall the movie wasn't that fantastic. If you haven't read the book, you wouldn't know what's going on for nuts.

Luna Lovegood! (:

Anyway...had this argument with Princess again today...it's normal, don't you worry.

P: I think...you don't gossip enough. (I think she's the like the queen bee of gossip -.-") You're like DAMN WEIRD la it's like so normal for people to gossip.
Me: I don't like gossiping. Gossiping has no point whatsoever in life except to suck up brain space.
P: You're DAMN WEIRD la!!! Everybody likes to gossip except you.

(Yi Ling agreed with me at this point that gossiping is a useless activity and I gleefully pointed out that since 2 out of 3 people agree with each other, that makes her the weird one and us normal. She, as usual, just fluttered her eyelids, rolled her eyes and ignored that totally substantial statement.)

Me: I think you have about a million bytes of useless information in that brain of yours.
P: What!! Gossip makes your life interesting-
Me: No. It DOESN'T. (I have this irritating habit of interrupting her HAHA...)
P: I mean, like talking about other people is like so exciting la!!! You don't want to find out stuff like who's together or what meh...
Me: NO. -.-" *smirks*
P: You're weird la.

Notice that her vocabulary is just this teensy weeny bit limited. Hahahaha... :p Okay I'm not saying that I don't gossip at all...I think a good gossip now and then's okay, but talking about other people everyday is...OMG. Such a waste of your life. Imagine, 20 years down the road, your grandchildren sit on your lap and go "hey grandma! How was life at 18?? What did you and your friends do?" and the only answer you have is..."Study lor. And um...talk about other people." -.-" Hahahahahahaha...so noob la. Plus, I don't think I'd like other people gossiping about me so I generally don't gossip about others.

Hahaha...at this point, Cheryl began telling me about what they gossip about me. -.-" Aiya...same old story la...how I have so many husbands and all...it happened in Sec school also. I dunno why la...the flutes totally made up this whole family (that was a complete HOOT). I ended up having about 7 to 11 husbands or so...enough for one for each day of the week. Bleagh. Make me sound so...hahahahaha...I think I'm immune to the so many husbands thing already. Zzzz...

hair, hair and yet MORE hair.

2007-07-13T18:24:00.000+08:00

I agree with Jessica. When I go watch Harry Potter, it's to watch everybody except Harry. Hahahahaha...after seeing pictures of him in magazines, I don't think I can look at his face without squirming anymore. All the photos of him in mags are...eh...expose this very little bit of his sprinkle of chest hair. *gags* Which...looks very...baby hair. YUCKS la!!! OMG. I can't even talk about it without feeling squeamish. Oh and I don't watch it for Cho Chang also. LOL. I think Katie Leung is so....UN-Cho okay?! I thought Cho would be some pretty sporty kinda girl...Katie doesn't look like she'll be at home on a broom for nuts. Sorry la...biasness against her. Hahahahah...Now, James and Oliver Phelps...are a totally different story. ((: At least I haven't gotten a chance to see their chest hair yet...HAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG. Hope not. SUCH a pity Sean Biggerstaff doesn't appear in the later movies...now that's eye candy for you. Minus the chest hair. Plus the sexy Scots accent. Hahahahahha...cannot take it la. Chest hair on Daniel Radcliffe is so...*shudders* He should get some like Hugh Jackman.

And I'm SO glad the GCSE's are easier than our GCEs. (: Makes me feel a hell lot better. Hahahahaha...At least I'm not so lacking in the smarts department eh? LOL. This JCTs...omg. At least my level position's still 100 plus, although I slipped quite a few notches. I never really worked hard this time...it's high time I pulled up those socks!!! DANIEL!!! Let's jiayou together!!! Now, you may ask with gleeful suspicion, "why Daniel only??" I'm in such a good mood I'll even answer that. It's BECAUSE...I need to suck his power. WHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Power of TMS all the way!!! Okay, I'm just joking really. 32/06 will jiayou together!!!!! (:

And after the As...it will be VENICE everybody!!!! (: And can we please stop over in Florence as well?? Oh by the way Jess..you can suan the TIM MAN who doesn't even know there's a city named Florence until Eugene went there on holiday. Noob. Hahahahaha...good old days laughing at everybody eh? To get back to my story...everybody!! Please donate to the Help Florence Fund!! So that I can go to Venice with my class before it SINKS. And it's Venice with class plus Woosh who wants to be extra. Hahahahaha...I don't mind going to Russia too. Oh well. After the As then talk la huh. Hahahahaha...

Finally, a TITLE.

2007-07-12T15:29:00.001+08:00

(: I can title my posts again!!! And imagine. THAT happens to be the highlight of my day. Such a SAD life I lead. *tsk tsk*

Emma Watson got 10 freaking As for her O levels. *sighs in resignation* She's pretty, she's rich, she can act, and now apparently she's also hell smart. Wha lao. The world can be damn unfair sometimes. I mean, she totally got those As while filming the whole Harry Potter thing...and to think that I, who had nothing whatsoever to do during my spare time got about like half the number of As she got. -.-" I should have gotten like 15 As or something. Me? I have NO filming, NO pretty face, NO money, NO brain also. SAD I tell you. SAD.

Anyhow...today was a relatively sucky day, as have all the days in the week thus far. Thank God it's Almost Over. (Hahahahah...TJ band joke) Photo taking with the class was fun I guess...until I saw the pictures. Hai. They showed me in all my unpretty glory...ultimate sianess I tell you. My photos never fail to rub in how un-photogenic I am. *sobs* Eyes so SMALL...hair so messy... ARGH! Cannot make it la my face. Sian diao. Somemore today we just HAD to have PE...a vigorous session of it somemore. My hair...Hai. I don't want to talk about it anymore.

All these irritating incidents culminated in GP class where Mr Tong asked us "In your opinion, who's the greatest person in history?" And me, not knowing who to pick, plucked Queen Victoria from the annexes of history even though I knew NUTS about her, apart from the fact that she was ruling in 1819 when Raffles came to Singapore. So NOW, I've to do research on her cos Mr Tong thinks it's a highly interesting person to pick. Sians sians sians...by tomorrow somemore. A merry addition to the malicious pile of work sitting on my desk mocking me.

2007-07-10T17:04:00.000+08:00

I STILL can't title my posts. -.-" And I just ate something poisonous. My pistacho nut tasted highly irregular.

Okay. I admit I WAS overreacting slightly over the whole GP business, moaning about my marks (or lack of it) for my Essay. But you must understand, the Essay has always been my strong point...leaving my Compre lounging comfortably somewhere behind. The sudden reversal of roles came as a big shock, and well. Yea. Stupid essay spoilt my day. Thank goodness for the Compre though. Musta gotten lucky somehow. Oh well. It coulda been worse.

I'm hopping mad fit to burst, and it's all HER fault. The intolerable one. The highly irritating one. The one who...forget it. If I carry on like that, I'll just DIE of my superhuman efforts to control my fiery temper (believe me. I really fly into tempers if left unchecked.) ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa...okay. This whole gloomy outlook thing is not doing wonders for my sense of humour. -.-" Quick pass over please...

And another random piece of useless information to garnish your lives with:
the TIM MAN says "just go with the FLO huh. HAHAHAHAHAH!!! That's so funny leh!!! kekekekekeke"

Firstly, I dunno why he goes kekekekekekeke. It's such a random sound to make. Even hurhur (which sounds totally pervertic) would have been more apt. Secondly, he also provided another piece of useless information to take up some of my brain cells...his sister thinks it's funny too. But she laughed. And didn't go kekekekekekeke. Thirdly, I dunno what's so funny with just go with the FLO. I think it's catchy. (: (DON'T say ANYTHING TO ARGUE WITH ME AH!) Beats being the TIM MAN anytime. Kekekekekekeke. ((: Jessica are you reading this?? HEH.

Right. That should be enough randomitis to keep you going for another day.

2007-07-09T21:14:00.001+08:00

"The Economic Development Board (EDB) warmly invites you to the inaugural EDB Dialogue and Roundtable Session 2007. This is a by-invitation only event and you have been specially selected and invited based on your excellent potential."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH MY LARD. Excellent potential!!! I so totally cracked up when I read that. Hello?? As I told the neighbour, my Econs is like the world's most noob. Okay. The neighbour doesn't happen to be a fan of exaggeration, and promptly told me that he thought it wouldn't be quite so bad. And, OF COURSE he's right... -.-" I'm not the world's most noob of course, I'd save that dubious title for somebody who doesn't even take Econs and has lived in a cave for their whole life. I'm one of the noobest of Econs (for people who actually TAKE Econs la). Not the noobest, but quite noob all the same. Hai.

As you can probably surmise from that whole paragraph of mournful gripes, Econs is NOT my favourite subject. I, like my senior the TIM MAN (: took Econs at the start of J1 hoping that it'd be a nicer subject than Geog or Hist. The both of us discovered to our consternation, that man, Econs is a completely horrid subject to take. It takes up brain space like nobody's business. AND, your teacher is liable to scold you for writing too little (like what Mrs B did), or ask you questions which trigger a biological process in which your mind goes completely blank....Econs. 3 letters describe it all. U-G-H. UGH.

And WHY does blogger prohibit me from titling my posts?!?!?! My titles are a main component of my posts leh!!! @#$%^&*! Take that, Blogger.

2007-07-07T18:39:00.000+08:00

Singapore's GOT to be the only place where you can have a Chinese funeral and a Malay wedding just like what, 2 blocks away from each other. While it's all very nice and racial harmonic, it's bad for us in the neighbourhood. Imagine! Malay music with all the kompaks...and Chinese ringing of bells and chanting, ALL AT THE SAME TIME. *stoppers ears with beeswax*

Oh and I HATE BACH. (Does this count as flaming?? Hahahahaha...) I simply can't stand the man. In my opinion, he's a lousy old fart who probably has NOTHING whatsoever to do than to compose complicated pieces of music just to make people go "WHA!!! SO PRO!!!!" My piano teacher set me one of the Preludes and Fugues from the Well-Tempered Clavier. All I can say is, "WA LAO EH." Definately NOT well-tempered for me. It never fails to put me into a foul mood, glowering at the pages of the score. If looks can kill, Bach will have died more than twice already, and I wasn't the one who killed him the first time. *strangles air* I don't care if he's the father of music...give me the sons of music anytime. HEH. Just NOT the father.

But I'm not here to harp on racial harmony and lousy old farts. Although I already did. I meant to title this post 2 weddings and a funeral, although there was only 1 wedding, but there's something wrong with blogger once again.

The most hilarious thing happened yesterday in school la. HAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, must laugh first. Anyway...we were going through the Chem papers in the LT...and me being the Chem rep had to collect all the scripts. THEN SOME PEOPLE like Desmond, Wen Yang and Daniel, felt an urgent compulsion to go get more marks SO I had to wait for them to finish haggling la. All the haggling (Wen Yang went back to the same teacher twice to argue about the same thing and Desmond waited at the back of this super duper long queue...) so by the time we set of for Math lecture we were already like 10 000 mins late.

Plus the very very slow walk....and WY's and Desmond's agitated discussion of one question...we were so gonna DIE once we reached the next venue can?! Hahahahha...plus Daniel and I realised that we forgot to bring the Correlation notes AGAIN (like so absent minded la...twice in a row same thing happened) SO. We decided to pon the lecture when we were just 10 steps away from the place. (: Stood there quite awhile with WY doing quite abit of agitated waving of the paper around, Desmond going "But why cannot?!" and Daniel and I just basically hovering...

THEN *jeng jeng jeng jeeeeeennnnnggggggg*

Up the staircase came the HOD of MATH. Oh MY LARD. Hahahahahah...what's more, he's our teacher last year. WY came up with a quick bit of tribbling and saved our skins by waving the chem paper around more vigorously than ever...and we ended up having to go for the lecture without getting a scolding!! AWESOME. Although WY did get suaned by Mr Ang la LOL.

Crazy people in a crazy world.

2007-07-05T20:59:00.000+08:00

This is the day, full of shocks, enough to kill me. The day started with me so groggy that for the first time in my miserable life, I turned the alarm off and promptly fell back to sleep without blinking an eye. ((: Notice the pun? (Hahahah...for noobs la. Must draw a map to point in the right direction.) AAAAAHHHHHH!! Anyway. My dad woke me up at 7. WOW. Omg. It's times like this I really learn to appreciate the very very very short distance I live from school. I managed to finish my breakfast, change, wash up, bla bla bla and still reach to school on time. ((:

Shock #2 wasn't really a 'shock' persay...it was more like eh...dunno. Uncomfortable feeling la...on one hand, I was supremely relieved to hit the 40 mark for Bio, but still. 40 is like damn bad la. My Bio...forever like that. I never do well la...anyhow, I'm just highly relieved that I don't have to donate $150 to the charity. I'd said I would if I got anywhere above 45. Hahahaha...Congrats to Yi Ling and Shalynn who broke 50 )':

Shock #3 is also not really a shock, seeing as how I know her so long liao...that C. Ang ah...WHA! Cannot take it. She's like so different from me please. What she like I confirm don't like one. What she think is normal is like so abnormal to me. Right PRINCESS. The crazy person, took my phone this afternoon and read my sms inbox. Like, wth leh...-.-" I told her that it was an INVASION of PRIVACY...and she still can give me the shocked face. MAN! o.O "Huh really meh?? No la...me and my friends always like that one." So like that = no invasion of privacy ah. Oh my lard. And by the way, princess, there's a grammatical error in your statement. It's supposed to be "my friends and I" not the other way round. HA! :p I was so shocked my heart nearly dropped out (no link) but I wasn't too shocked to not retort (I simply cannot resist suaning her la...) and cheekily told her "orh then I'm so glad I'm not your friend." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Upon hearing, she promptly told me not to be an ass (which she said about 6 times today. SOME people, just have NO creativity whatsoever.)

Shock #4 descended upon us like a pile of bricks, plus a huge Made in China sign. LOL. This China scholar from Xinling's class...oh my lard oh my lard oh my lard...Background info before I delve into this whole business: This really "DUA" speaker from the US came to talk to us about Copyrights (it was quite intersting) and he's spoken all over the world. Anyway. This girl, with multi-coloured clips all over her head, first gave the impression that she was a stalker in disguise, buttering the speaker up, telling everybody how he's also a musician who's posted his music on public domain...where he's spoken...what he said..."If I do not recall wrongly, you mentioned China's...about 3 times in that speech." OMG!!!!!!!!! *shudders* The whole LT was shaking in mirth and mortification. Hai. So embarrassing. Anyhow, she changed her mind halfway through her lenghty speech and decided to SHOOT him! As in, bombard him with his own speeches and demanding an explanation...She'll be INFAMOUS after this.

Other than that...the other shocks are about the most idiotic people alive. Take for example the girl who cries everytime Daniel Radcliffe walks past her without giving her an autograph. *dabs delicately at a tear in mock sympathy* OH MY LARD can. -.-" He so handsome meh. So...-.-" DIAO DIAO DIAO. *faints and dies* My heart is definately not strong enough to withstand such idiocracy in the world. There's a whole lot more that made my day, but your eyes will tear, so I'll end here.

wisdom, understanding and knowledge

2007-07-03T17:06:00.000+08:00

Knowledge may or mayn't be understood;

Understanding is part of knowing, as any fool could.

Wisdom, however, is understanding that most forms of knowledge may not be true.

Hai. Wen Yang, does that answer your question?? -.-" He asked me this very cheem question la. And so I give him this very cheem answer. ((: Heh. "what's the difference between wisdom, understanding and knowledge?" What kind of question is that you tell me?! I told him that it was taxing on my brain and didn't answer him, until now. (He asked me this question about...eh...2 days ago.) Now, don't go wondering if I burnt countless brain cells pondering...I happened to think of it when I was doing my business. HAHAHAHAHAH!!! And now I'm typing it out eating the "my very nice muffin" he gave to the whole class. It's like super chocolatey la!!! Not bad la...I quite like it. Maybe it's cos I'm like super hungry now...Heh.

Oh and by the way, that's only my very lame (I think) definition of wisdom, understanding and knowledge, so if you don't agree with me, don't say anything. Muahahahahaha...stupid la. The first and 2nd lines even rhyme leh! Pro not. Although it's quite a stupid rhyme la. Hai...

flying bits and pieces

2007-07-03T11:40:00.000+08:00

This is a bid to embarrass that idiot sister of mine. But, knowing her, her skin's so thick, she probably has no bones.

TODAY IS DEAR BUB'S BIRTHDAY. PLEASE WISH HER ON MY TAGBOARD. THANKS. PREFERABLY SOMETHING EMBARRASSING, IF YOU HAVE IT. Muahahahahahha...oh and it's also Chun's birthday...((: But there's no need to embarrass him la. He too thick skinned already. Heh. Sians...We got back one part of our Bio paper this morning...it was. Hai. Disastrous. Self-explanatory.

and I have a PROPOSITION for you...

2007-07-02T11:05:00.000+08:00

Random #1: My sister says I speak like Artemis Fowl. ((: HA! See that Nikki?? Artemis Fowl! Which is so much better than you....obi wan that walks like a BENG. Hahahahahaha...

Random #2: My sister didn't believe me when I made the observation that Sean Biggerstaff (the guy who plays Oliver Wood in the Harry Potter movies and is totally hot by the way) and Billy Boyd (the guy who plays Pippin in the LOTR series) are from the same area. I noticed they had the same style of speaking...anyway. She didn't believe the Great One, and we checked it out on the Internet, thus proving the Great One right. ((: Hahahahha...and yes. They're both from Glasgow, Scotland.

Random #3: I can't wait for school to start, 'cos frankly. I miss my friends. Hahahahah...

Random #4: The world is dying!!! Reading the National Geographic really instilled this sense of doom. Hahahahah...(drama la) Global warming and all of that. Looking at all the pictures of whole ice shelves disappearing in a space of just 6 months...*shudders* We'll be looking at another ice age on this side of the century if we're not careful. Live Earth!!! 07.07.07

Random #5: None of my friends are up and alive online right now. NOW WHAT TIME ALREADY YOU TELL ME?! Tsk tsk. All owls I tell you. Nocturnal creatures. Such an ungodly hour and no one's up. -.-"

Random #6: Eldest, the 2nd book of the Eragon trilogy, is even better than the first. The first...for want of a better word, was...unrefined. In the style of writing, considering that the guy was only 15 at the time. That shows how 4 years can mature a person, just like NS. (And that's a randomity within a randomity)

Random #7: Nothing remotely funny is happening right now, hence the seriously unfunny post.

Random #8: I have totally stupid conversations online. And only a precious few are able to make me look like an idiot laughing out loud in front of the computer.

Random #9: My sister has nothing to do now.

Random #10: I'm utterly bored.

somethings in life are really a pain in the ass

2007-06-30T21:29:00.000+08:00

Like cycling, for example. Definately a pain in the behind, especially if you cycle for 2 hours straight on a bike which had this really really really rock hard saddle over humps and what not. Now just sitting down sends this stab of pain uh...up my tender behind. Hurts like billy-oh okay... HEH. I am SO explicit. Hahahahahaha...I don't have any more pictures of delish food, so hai! So sad.

being random is a privileged ART.

2007-06-29T08:01:00.000+08:00

I think Paris Hilton looks nicer without make-up on. Is she really repentent for good?? Hope so man...the world could do with a little more sanity.

Judging at the rate everyone's going. Half the world's drowning in celebrity vomit. They drink too much. We should all enjoy our food like this:

Going...

going....

GONE.

The bestest muddy mud pie in the world hahahahaha...actually this pic is from eons ago, but I never really gotten round to putting it up. It's scrumplicious, fantastico, delish. ((: Although the end looks disgusting la. But then again, it's not called mud for no reason. Plus, we could gaze at Prada and Chanel from a safe distance.

And there's a sale on at Gucci, but I don't have the finances to invest in a piece of whatever they sell. I'll just have to make do with my 3 for $10 stuff from the pasah malam. ((: Hahahahahah...

I'm bored.

and so the FORCE crosses over to the dark side for a break.

2007-06-28T16:52:00.000+08:00

This is an official announcement.

JCTs are OVER!!!!!!!!!!!! (:

And NO. It wasn't good. AT ALL. In fact, I'd say that it was a complete fiasco. But whatever la. Now's the time for me to engage in a race against time to beat the dratted GST hike. but you don't want to know about that do you? Well then. Shall entertain with some pre and post exam little quirks I encountered.

Okay...so I've talked about GP right?? The next paper was Bio...which was one sick freak of a paper. I spent precious amount of brain cells grappling with why the hell you get 1370 red wrinkled seeds, 1315 black smooth seeds, 21 red smooth seeds, 19 black wrinkled seeds when you cross black smooth seed with unknown seed seed seed...RAGH!!!! I'm utterly sick and tired of seeds. NO MORE SEEDS for me. NO SIRREE. None. Zero, zilch. I was so fed up with that stupid question I couldn't care less if one of those blasted seeds spouted horns and started singing. *mutters darkly* So far, only Desmond could do it. SO PRO LA!!!!!! Hahahahah...

Anyway...my rate of recovery of brain cells is inversely proportional to the rate at which my brain cells are dying...(or it is the other way round??) and before I could emerge from the dark side of Bio, I was thrust into the world of USA vs. CHINA. Investment...protectionism... monetary policies, rate of interests....blah blah blah. I could write SOMETHING at least, but I'm not sure I can pull that big amount of bullshit off.

Math was doable. FINALLY! A paper that I actually knew how to do at least 80% of the time. BUT!!! I managed to overlook some questions...make stupid mistakes...put the wrong signs...bobo-ed my way through to not noticing that there was a PART 2 for this question which I actually could have scored for...did some very diverse colourations on my script, discovered a talent for Art (in terms of squiggles)...and thus happily threw away about 20 plus plus plus marks for no reason. (Note that the plus plus plus tends to infinity) *sits numbly in a corner watching those marks fly around me* GREAT.

Chemistry, on the other hand...is an UNMENTIONABLE. Just thinking about how I trawled through the paper is enough to bring this huge shroud of gloom down on my head with a great loud CONK. Ms Tng said it was doable. I say not. I say...the only thing I could do was to flip the pages. (: Okay...it wasn't THAT bad, but what's the fun in just saying "the paper was okay." ?! I'm a great fan of exaggeration. ((:

Now, I know you're thinking, "wha! SO difficult ah! So many things to study some more! You not stressed meh??"

Of course I was stressed. Please. When I reached school on wed, I plonked myself heavily at the class table and let out such a hysterical giggle that everyone there looked up in alarm and officially proclaimed me SIAO. Hahahahahhahah...

Anyhow...it's OVER. Happy day for me! Now I can go curl up in my favourite chair to read the book Wen Yang just lent me. WHOOOOO!!! AWESOME man. Just AWESOME.

GREAT.

2007-06-25T17:37:00.000+08:00

As Chun says..."what a GREAT way to start the week." GP was...not a success. It was not a disaster either. I don't feel confident, period. HOPEFULLY some teacher likes my essay, which I didn't know what the hell I was putting down on paper. Four-and-a-half pages of pure crap. I know for sure the 2nd paragraph was incomprehensible, so....oh well. Hope for the best la. Don't expect much.

So now I'm undergoing a short period of rest and relaxation before I retire to the CAVE for more intensive study. (Bio's tomorrow, and SOME people, like Cheryl and Wan Hsin and Xinling got an extra day of study cos they don't have any papers. Drat.)

Anyway...in this age of advanced technological communications...people can do the stupidest things. LOL. Like Cheryl, who thought GP was in the morning and went to school all posed to do a paper that would only start 6 hours later. Hahahahahaha...and my other friend, who thought the paper was in the afternoon, waking up early to study...and went to school all prepared to do the paper when he met his friend who asked, "why this morning never come for the paper?!?!?!" MAN. He damn well had a heart attack. Poor thing. That just beats all...really feels for him man. Must be like Xiuru!! Ask me what time go school beforehand lol...

Walked home with Ren Liang and Chuan li who reminded me of the BLACK BOOK we gave him on his 16th birthday. I wrote one whole notebook of lame shit in it, and it was damn funny la!! He read it and went home sniggering. ((: Those were the days man, those were the days.

ONE down, FOUR to go.

good things come in thousands...

2007-06-25T09:07:00.000+08:00

I'm definately not sure if that is true...but well. I'm feeling kinda charitable right now. Currently am waiting for the GP paper...GP is like my favourite subject, though my Compre sucks. Bleagh. Anyhow, thanks to all the people who showered care and concern on me, in light of the coming week of torture. HEH.

1. My youngest sis, who, everytime she came into my room and see me hard at work (yea right, actually stoning like nobody's business), immediately wished me luck. Like so many many many times she came into my room...she even gave me her good luck charm...man! I was so touched by her generosity. (:

2. JIN YAN!!!!!! ((: Man...he actually remembered me!!! Hahahahaha...haven't talked to him for so long!!! (Ok la, the last time was at the TJ concert which he came to watch with Hao Siang which was at the end of MAY) Whahahahahaha...but he enquired if I remembered him in the sms what...so. Thanks man!!

-.-" I always get excited over small things. But then...cannot help it la. Too excitable already.

3. Woosh, who just said 3 words in this mass sms I think. "Gd luck ppl." LOL!!! So funny la.

Well...all the best to those who're as of this moment burning up all those brain cells on the Physics paper...(never for the life of me will I be able to understand WHY people DO physics) and all the best to myself as well...I'll need it - this JCT is seriously screwed up in my opinion. All the best to all my friends as well! Don't be too shocked if I do badly....HA!

101 ways to prove that you're dumb

2007-06-22T21:07:00.000+08:00

The BIG number one on the list would be: asking all your friends an Econs question, only to realise that all of them don't take Econs. -.-" *sighs*

coming of age pains

2007-06-19T21:13:00.000+08:00

The bad thing about Econs is that just when you thought "hey! I actually understand this!", it comes up behind you and bites you in the backside. I THOUGHT I knew inflation, but hey! New discoveries everytime man. That's what makes life so interesting huh. DNEH! Wrong! Not when it's Econs. *SIGH*

SO. I've been cooped up in my room (aka the CAVE) for the entire holidays. I can tell you how many holes there are in my noticeboard...that's how much time I spent stoning and not paying attention to what international trade has to do with my life. HA! Aiya...can't wait for this stupid exams to be over...I'm sick and tired of trying to lie to myself that I'm doing a thorough job of studying hahahaha...cheater bug.

At least I know that SOME people are panicking too...none of whom includes our dear DANIEL MAK KIM LOONG. Wa lao that guy, childish la Daniel! I told him I was very SIAN, and he came up with this, "Don't worry! No need to stress so much over the JCTs...it's not the end of the world..." If you know Daniel, you'd confirm plus chop plus envelope plus postman think that that statement is damn SUSPICIOUS. Whahahaha...so...I was half being suspicious and half being impressed...like, "hey! WOW Daniel can make this kind of statement ah....whoooo!!" kinda thing. THEN, "don't worry too much kk! *insert Neighbour here* will still care for you." OH MY LARD. I knew there had to be a catch somewhere. His sudden cheemness was too good to be true. LOL.

Anyhow...TO DO (after the stupid exams of course):
1. Cut my hair. (AGAIN) muahahahahahahhaha!!!! This, is yet another confirmed disaster, but I don't care la...the mound of hair sitting on top of my head is getting too messy. And LONG. If you count not-even-shoulder-length long. Hahahahahha...cutting hair is so fun!! I can't wait to see what new tricks the auntie knows to cut a disaster. ((: Love short hair la...can't think why I'd kept the long bushy mane last time. Hmm.

2. Shopping!!!!!! Whooooo!!!!

3. oh ya. Give meroy his shirt. )': Hahahahah...I thought he'd forgotten about it and I was like, pai seh to remind him so many times to get it from me...BUT! Evidently, he DIDN'T forget. YAY! *money money money* hahahahahahha ((:

wahooey!!!!

2007-06-18T16:40:00.000+08:00

WOW! Cannot take it la...the pic Jess created is too nice alr. Even my sis says it's nice. ((: Granted, the calamari IS a tad random, but still. Heh. Anyway...SIAN. SIAN. SIAN. Panic grips me...studying is driving me mad, and organic chem must be some preview of hell. Bio?! HA! Don't get me started. Econs...i need a miracle to drop from the sky. SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

noobness claims the lives of the brainless

2007-06-16T22:00:00.000+08:00

I am NOOB I am NOOB I am NOOB. Whahahahahah...really la. This skin, I proudly proclaim a product of our dear JESSICA!!!!! WOW! emu ah ma is so powerful. I spent like an hour trying to find out why blogger doesn't like her skin, but she looked at it for less than a minute then "okay, done. Can see alr" Wa lao eh. Oh my lard oh my lard oh my lard. Hai. I'm so NOOB.

Blades of irritation

2007-06-15T11:08:00.000+08:00

There is something friggin' wrong with my com!!!!! It's acting weirdly, and allows my sis to see the new chocolatey brown skin of my blog, but not me. ME! Who changed it in the first place!? *shakes fist at the com and lets loose with a string of meaningless mutterings*

Anyhow...revision's coming along as fast as a snail crosses the road. I tell you, if I manage to pass this Common Test, I'd eat my hat for a consecutive week. *sighs* Add oil, add oil.

Yesterday's tuition was pretty cool! ((: Whahahahaha...what with Xinling's brother back from Yale and joining us for tuition just for fun. Heh. It was...highly entertaining, to say the least.

Nothing much's going on...gonna have to tackle Organic Chem today. Wheee!!! How exciting.

thoughts of a madman.

2007-06-11T17:16:00.000+08:00

I know, I am such a NOOB (you can faintly hear my sister whooping her agreement to the whole world here) cos I FINALLY watched Shrek 2 on Channel 5 last night, when I shoulda been studying International Trade, but what the heck man...it was well worth it. Damn funny show, Wen Yang wasn't kidding about Pinocchio HA! Although it definately not as funny as say...White Chicks, it gave me abit of holiday cheer which I severely lack the last time I checked. I banned myself from shopping (ya ya I know I don't go shopping often la but even so...I WAS looking forward to it) just to give myself more time to hit the books. BUT! Not successful so far...*grins sheepishly* I've barely done even half of what we're supposed to study, and the exams are just 2 horrible weeks away.

JCTs are the administration's version of HELL. *flops weakly* Seriously. Still, I refuse to let THE MAN get me down. Good luck to me...I can confidently say that I WON'T do well this time. Really. I shall try to pass...*sighs*

looks of incredulity all around

2007-06-10T15:49:00.000+08:00

What our dear "guest" posted on the link (check it out if you're a band member by the way, it's quite...and interesting peek into what some people do when they're free. I got rather boggled by the length of the posts.) was...rather eyebrow-raising. Really. I dunno what he or she means by coming up with this blog...but ah well. It's a free world out there right?? Interesting, but petty. But whatever. Such mindsets intrigue me but for a moment. Hey...and whoever it was failed to mention TJ Band!!!!! We have a long history of GOLDs too man...I guess whoever it was was just trying to nit-pick on Mr Glosz, who, admittedly, doesn't really score high in the niceness department. I mean, he doesn't go out of his way to tell people nicely that their playing sucks right?? He and Lin Sheng are 2 universes apart. (: HEH.

Oh and the newspaper article about the sisters who had 16,000 friends?? Well that's only slightly more interesting than what's mentioned at the top of my post. Before your eyeballs fall out of your heads (referring to those who, sadly do NOT read the Sunday Times') yeah. The sista and I went to check out their Friendster accounts, and sadly. We left it after about 3 seconds. (okay that's an exaggeration) Sure, they're pretty and all...but come on, man! I'm still surviving well with my DEAD friendster account which probably has 0.000000237 hits a day. HA! Must be my goofy display pic la. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

This world...SERIOUSLY!!! There's so much stuff going on that's just sitting there waiting for me to scathingly think about. And vice versa of course. Paris Hilton and her jail time...Oh MY LARD. She can't even go to jail without causing a great furore. Admittedly, it's probably a shock to her that she's living in a room the size of her dog's kennel (or smaller) but still. I have mixed feelings about this I guess.

Hahahahahah...so the above paragraph is entirely useless right?? Talk so much, no conclusion to speak off. =x Hahahahahaha....

eh??

2007-06-08T11:40:00.001+08:00

This is a heartfelt apology to all you readers out there...cos my blog is not so funny anymore. Eh. Not my fault okay?! Life's boring at the moment. Ok la, it probably IS my fault, cos it's my life right. But whatever la. Sorry and all of that. This post is going to be entirely mind-boggling so if you don't want to tax those overworked brain cells, don't. Skip this page and go away.

I was skimming through the papers this morning...when I saw this picture with Hilary Clinton on it...and I wondered, what if she became the next POTUS?? Then Bill Clinton would become First Man?? -.-" Or First Husband?? Or what. Whatever it is, it sounds silly. My mom burst out laughing when I asked her.

Damn!!! Alot of stuff from my phone is freaking GONE. I dunno what I did with it. Freak.

I've been having difficulty sleeping these days...stupid la, I woke up the other day wondering what gobsmacked meant. Cos in slang, the word 'gob' means mouth right?? As in "I'll shut my gob now..." but if it means mouth, then gobsmacked would mean hitting your own mouth, which totally baffles me. Ugh. I should stop thinking about inconsequential stuff like that.

The Red Carpet

2007-06-05T20:19:00.000+08:00

Band dinner was AWESOME!!!! Although as usual I looked so drab. -.-" Anyway, it was great fun seeing all my dear juniors...((: Taking photos with them...but I won't post them up la cos as usual I look so horrible in photos. So unfair right?! Then people like Mayves Gan wear her $93 Daniel Yam gold dress so nice...HAHAHAHAH SEE MAYVES I PRAISE YOU!!!! Ok la, I'm actually just advertising the Daniel Yam dress. Cos it's really very nice!!! Heh. But if I wear it'll probably look ugly la. -.-" Hai. What to do, I'm the world's most noob at this kind of glam thing. Oh and Xinling took this photo with Nikki, cos ya Nikki's handsome la. (although he abit embarrassed to admit it. Nikki I know you're reading this hor. I think. Handsome la Obi Wan. Don't be modest. Except for the beng walk, you're actually quite decent. HEH. I talent spot one right. ((: Hahahahahaha.) Oh by the way, Nikki says that he had a pimple so to help him save face, I won't post his handsome face here (although the said pimple is INVISIBLE on the photo). Ok la, actually it's my face la, spoil the picture only. )': Hahahahahaha...

Anyway...the food at the hotel was quite nice. Other than that...everything else was okay. I simply MUST go back sometime with the rest of the alumni flautists to torture the juniors. HEH HEH HEH. So evil!!!! ((; I was pleasantly surprised that some of the current sec 2s actually remember me...I've talked to them only once or twice. -.-" Cos I graduate liao ma.

vicious piano attacks girl, 17++

2007-06-03T11:33:00.000+08:00

That poor girl happens to be yours truly. On this very bad day (dated 01/06/07, Fri) we had band cleanup. AND we had to clean up the music rooms too...(why the MEP people cannot clean it themselves?!) and me, being the slack one, take one tissue paper and started wiping the piano vigorously. Guess what. The afore mentioned piano didn't take to well with such vigorous and meticulous cleaning, and gave me a scratch on my finger. Small but damn painful scratch. At the flesh at the fingernail of my right pinkie. Which, for some reason, spurted blood. (Gross i know, but that's the whole bloody point, pardon the pun.) But no matter. DODO to the rescue!!!! I grabbed a clean tissue (NOT the one which was full of dust) and started trying to stem the flow of blood, and as I am the world's slackest person, I took my own sweet time, even finding time to stagger around letting out body-racking coughs and clutching the blood-stained tissue to my mouth. "I'm dying I'm dying!!!!" I got alot of -.-" faces I tell you. Hmph. No sense of humour some people. Some people, like SARAH, even happily told me, "DIE LOR." *wails* HAHAHAHAHA...but, I admit, it was really really lame. Characteristic of the DODO la...sorry man...

Cool gusts in this stifling heat.

2007-05-31T20:49:00.000+08:00

Firstly, I would like to say that "I wish for World Peace!!!!" *waves regally and strikes a graceful posture only to be marred by my cheesy grin* Yes. Ms Japan is the new Ms Universe, and my blog is now a wonderful shade of blinding yellow. *breaks out in a cheesier grin*

Hey!!! At least it's an Asian, nevermind the fact that she nearly dropped her crown thanks to Ms Universe 2006. I noticed that this year's pagent is full of brunettes (on the side of the ang mohs cos DUH Asians are never blond except for the Nothern Indians but that's another story), and well. I had to endure 15 freaking minutes watching 77 contestants resplendent in patriotic costumes fling out their arms and proclaim proudly "(name), (age, most of them are like what, 20??) and (country)!!!!" I enjoyed the country part the most, although that could be due to the fact that well. That's about the only thing that can be heard cos they shouted. I particularly enjoyed exotic places like "EUCADOR!!!!" *beams* or "PARAGUAY!!!!" *beams and curtsies* Hey...the way they said it, I would have bought a ticket to the country for a holiday. Disappointingly, Singapore's costume this year was abit...dull. As compared to all the feathers, sequins and dramatic wing like thingys. Ah well. The next time Ms Singapore is sure to win, cos I will shout Singapore with such enthusiasm, and give such a regal wave, tourists would flock to our sunny island in droves. *cheesy grin* At the very least I would win Ms Congeniality, like Ms China did this year.

*sounds of big bubble popping* HAHAHAHAHAHAH. YEAH RIGHT. I wouldn't even make it past Ms Singapore. I'm not pretty enough hey?? HAHAHAHAHAH. Still. In the world of words, anything goes. *puts on a pompous expression and pretends to be Shakespeare*

Okay okay, enough about such trival nonsense. A freak of nature occurred today which was amazing enough for me to give mention in my nonsensical blog. Anyhow. As all you poor Singaporeans have experienced over the past few weeks or so... the weather seems to be transcending into something reminiscent of the Saharan afternoon. *cheesy grin again* We, have suffered from oversimulated sweat glands, and highly enjoyable transitions from the heat into the welcoming air-conditioned coolness of the shopping centres (is it any coincidence that the GSS is currently on??). Imagine, my shock, when I was walking feeling the burning heat on my arms...when all of a SUDDEN. A COOL gust of wind provides a respite to the merciless heat that beats down upon me. "WHA!!!! COLD WIND LEH COLD WIND LEH!!!!!" HA! That's what ensued from the mouths of my sister and I. HAHAHAHAH...this gift from heaven was really really cool...literally and metaphorically. Precisely. Whatever, I'm losing coherency. It was of the air-conditioning variety...about 22 degrees Celcius or so?? I was so impressed, I immediately engaged in some Singaporean activity of kiasuism. I threw open my windows with gusto, and planted myself next to the window to enjoy this free gift. ((: A nice storybook was clutched in my hand...nevermind the evil JCTs that's about to plunge rudely upon my head.

Yeah yeah yeah....the JCTs are back again, filling me with a feeling of dread. *grumbles* I have to study man!!!!! I highly doubt I'd do well for the coming exams...Bleagh. *shudders* SCARY.

Island life, love it!

2007-05-30T10:42:00.000+08:00

Somehow, I managed to spend the weekend holidaying at Sentosa. The first incredulous thought that ran through my mind was...it's going to be one lame holiday, cos who the hell has a holiday destination 20 mins from home!? But hey, what do you know?? It turned out to be AWESOME even though I had to sleep on the floor of the hotel room. NO wonder Singaporeans rather holiday here than somewhere like....hmm...neighbouring....HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Come on la! The food was bliddy awesome!!!!! And the Volleyball Championships was on...with hot bods, and rippling muscles...(we didn't have tickets so we watched the match live on the hotel tv. -.-" The court was right next to the hotel btw.) Service was top-notch...*sighs* Hahahahahahaha...I'll put up pictures if i have time.

2nd up on the agenda! Oh ya. Eragon's a great read...although it's abit too similar to LOTR for my liking. LOL. Just advertising you know?? ((:

3rdly...HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLOVIS TAN! Hahahahaha...stupid la. Another free advertisement. I should get PAID I tell you.

Pirates a fumblin'

2007-05-25T16:10:00.000+08:00

Pirates' was....AWESOME!!!!! Although there were alot of mind-boggling sequences, that was designed to 'WOW', the soundtrack was great, the funny bits were hilarious, and what have you. Watch it, everybody!!! But only if you've watched the 2nd one. If not, catch no ball. LOL.

Caught it with Wen Yang, Daniel and Desmond!!!! I thought Wan Hsin was going, but in the end...lol. Pang seh-ded. Hahahahahahaha...joking la. She didn't know I was going. So. Was stuck with the 3 of them, but it was highly entertaining, with Wen Yang popping in and out of various stores, checking out discount cards. (: HEH HEH. It had to be unglamness galore day...so many many embarrassing things happened, mostly to me of course. (sian.) Hahahahaha...the guys did embarrassing stuff too, but for some reason, only GIRLS' unglamness get picked on. LOL. They spent alot of time laughing at me la. For EXAMPLE, dear Mr Chai expressed great shock when I took out a comb to well, comb my hair.

WY: EH?! YOU GOT COMB HAIR ONE AH?!

OH MY LARD. I didn't know whether to laugh or hit him. Please. Hahahahahaha...I know my hair has positive entropy, but still!!!!! LOL. Absolutely hilarious. That's just one of the many many many examples I could pull out to illustrate the irritatingness of Mr Chai. So irritating, but I just cannot be angry with him. -.-" Cos it's just too funny la wha lau. Hai.

Anyhow...I must lambast those middle aged office-going workers who take the MRT back from work at night. But first... @#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*! There was this Indian man (Disclaimer: this is NOT a racist comment. I'm just aiding you people in the art of visualisation.) who wanted to get off at the next stop. The train was bliddy sardine-packed, and he was one of those despicable kiasu Singaporeans who just HAVE to get to the door like 10 mins before their destination, even though there is no bliddy space to manuovere.

At this point, I'm feeling abit agitated so let us pause while I let off some steam. @#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*!

Right. I'm done.

Okay. To continue, this bliddy Indian guy with his expansive stomach shoved his way...until he reached behind me. I had no bloody space to bloody move you bloody man!!!!!!!!!

*pause*

@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*!

*continue*

So. He settled for holding his meaty right hand which was clutching this briefcase on my right, and his left hand raised holding one of the rails on my left. In other agitatedly typed out words, this @#$%^&*! man looked as if he was hugging me. What's more, his generous belly was flat against my back.

*pause*

@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#%^&*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I felt so uncomfortable la~!!!!!!!!!!! I kept squirming about trying to um, NOT touch him in any way. But the stupid lady in front of me (incidently, she's a middle-aged white collar worker as well - inferred from her dressing) refused to bloody MOVE even though she had space behind her. She just looked at me with that lucky-it's-not-me blank stare. I could have punched her in the face man, I was that uncomfortable. If the man hadn't gotten out of the MRT, I would have scolded him, or worse, give him a free liposuction (by punching out all that fat). Daniel tried to move to give me space to escape from the bliddy horror, but as I said, there's not much you can do with sardines.

Wen Yang said he saw me laughing, but I assure you, I was laughing only cos Wen Yang was saying in this very loud voice that I was sandwiched (by the stupid man and the equally stupid lady), but none of them batted a damn eyelid. And the adults have the CHEEK to stereotype us teenagers into rude and loud hooligans!!!!!! They have no bliddy right, please. No wonder youths of today are becoming more and more socially undesirable. It's all these adults' fault.

As you can probably tell, I was very very very very traumatised by the whole incident, which lasted for all of a few minutes. Freak man. So traumatised that the 3 of them had to send me home. Okay la, that's not the only reason. The road home from the MRT is very dark okay?! For a girl la. Hahahahahaha...Thanks WY DANIEL and DESMOND!!!!! Lol. ((: And the whole Muddy Mud Pie time at Coffee Club was...the ultimate side-splitting six-pec inducing laugh. I shall post pictures up if I've the time.

Today's sport stacking was fun!!!!!! Although I was mortified when the guy asked me to be one of the 3 in a team to compete with our schoolmates. Hey, I don't do this sort of thing well under pressure ok...plus, I'm not say very pro also. The guy like asked "So who's the fastest at this table??" And Abby happily pointed a finger at me. )': Hahahahaahah...it was really fun though. Everyone should try it. I feel like getting a set of those cups, but it'll burn a hole in my pocket. Damn expensive. Like $10 for 12?! I can buy a few thousand at NTUC for that price la. But then again, they are special cups. *sigh* It's a highly destressing sport. LOL.

I suffer from STM.

2007-05-24T11:22:00.000+08:00

I wanted to blog about something yesterday, but being ever senile, I've plumb forgotten what I wanted to broadcast to the world at large. Ah.....let us pause for a minute while I gather my thoughts.

Umm....RIGHT!!! I've remembered!!! OH MY LARD!!! I'm so excited la!!! The school's GP bulletin has published 2 of my GP essays!!!!!!!!! ((: *smiles from ear to ear* So exciting please. And, as usual, I was the last to know. Like, everybody knew it before I did. -.-" How entirely depressing. BUT!!!! WHOA la....I finally got my hands on a copy of the bulletin and my heart nearly burst! First time since primary school. LOL. Okay lame.

Prelude 27

2007-05-20T11:32:00.000+08:00

PRELUDE 27 WAS AWESOME.

((: This has got to be the first concert I've ever really enjoyed, regardless of wrong notes and what not. Hooray for TJCSB!! Hahahahahahah...(to think I was singing a different tune at the beginning of the year)

Anyway, my day started out with me having to go around the world looking for a "big plastic bag" for dear Wai Ngai. -.-" My house didn't have any (he didn't even tell me what size he wanted.) So he asked me to call Joel (my neighbour, his classmate). Joel was having tuition la, but he took some time off to sms me "I remember the dustbin downstairs might have the plastic bag he wants" HA!! Wai Ngai read it and...."wha BASKET." ensued from his mouth. Hahahahahahahaha...manly shows of wit. So since he wasn't available for the said plastic bag, we had to settle for calling Chun (my other neighbour who lives in the next block, his exVS classmate). We happily disturbed him from his slumber at 11 in the morning, and I had to go all the way to his house to get the plastic bag, while dear Wai Ngai lounged in air-conditioned luxury in the band room. He's always bullying me la.

So. Ren Liang and I went all the way to the block....(ren liang stays in the same block as Chun and he needed to get his belt) AND, this STUPID idiot vomitted all over the staircase. @#$%^&*! WE did a merry jig, avoiding all the disgusting stuff, when I accidentally brushed against the railings. Guess what. Whoever it was vomitted against the railings too. @#$%^%&*!!!!!!! Spent all of 5 mins using Ren Liang's powerful soap to remove all signs of digusting excretions.

Went back to the band room in a highly disgruntled state, armed with the said plastic bags. I dunno why I always let myself be bullied. I used to just bish people up. Weird. Anyhow...went to VCH...I was supposed to play the 2 fast and difficult solos for 3 extraordinary journeys, after Wai Ngai took my nice and easy solo away. BUT I'm so not as good as Kejian la. Only he knows how to play those 2 solos. The SC told Wai Ngai to tell me that my playing was rubbish (why they didn't tell me themselves is beyond me) and I was ELATED cos HAHA! No more struggling with that stupid thing. So everything went back to how it was, with me playing the nice and easy solo and kejian playing the 2 fast and difficult ones, and Wai Ngai with his quite tricky solos.

Around the World!!! Nice piece la...heh. I was at the end of my solo when my brain went on holiday to the Carribean. *sucks in big lungful of air* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! The 2nd last note came out rather weirdly, but it was alright in the end so that's okay. I thought I'd screwed it up la. But alot of people came up to tell me it was very nice, so THANKS man!!!! Hahahaha...made me very very very happy. Trinity had to comfort me la...I was looking so gloomy. Jin Yan and Hao Siang and Wai Ngai said it was nice!!! And that's all what matters. Whoo!!! Jin Yan was from SAJC and Hao Siang TJ...and they came back from army to watch us. ((:

Corne and Jin Yan says hymn was nice!!! (: Thanks corne for the Hershey's!!!!

Clovis and Desmond WHO shouted "FLORENCE!!! YOUR HAIR SO NICE!!!!" Oh my LARD.

Stage band was HILARIOUS!!!! Kejian's acting gay was superb. Trinity brought the house down. Wha damn funny la he. Proud to have this 2 jokers in my section sia...having a whole section of guys is damn interesting.

The random photo we took on SYF day. Black is Wai Ngai, White Kejian and the last one me.

Yet another of the section's antics during practice. They rested their legs on the legs of the stand, and happily 'twist' for the camera.

Wai Ngai did this precarious balancing act during practice one day LOL. The flute costs $4,000 and the piccolo abit less than $10,000 (I think.)

By the way, he's a physics student. HEH.

Jia Yi, Kejian and Trinity. ((: Kejian looks damn gay in his pink jacket and wings la wha lau. He played the fairy godFATHER. He even had a halo, but that can't be seen in the photo. Trinity looks...abit like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. He was Prince Benjamin. Hahahahahaha...Jia Yi's one of the evil stepsisters.

The Alumni were GODS. Hahahahaha...the flutes held this top F# 6 of them, and were perfectly in tune. *bows down in submission* How is that freaking possible?! I had to share my flute with Harold, who was so nice!!!! He considerately adjusted the tuning back for me....*swoons* LOL. Xinling says he's handsome.

Kejian's solo piece was god-like. ((: The VJ people actually stood up and bowed down to him. LOL!!! Pay homage. MAN!! I'm proud to have sat next to him for all this time. Enjoy the godly aura.

The 神 himself. HAHAHAHAHAHA...he and Wai Ngai were trying to get me to decide who was more handsome while we were onstage. So happening right. Performing also got time to say this kind of thing.

The self-declared Mr. handsome. Hahahahahaahah...very funny la he. But very nice SL also.

And so Prelude 27 was brought to a close. I really enjoyed myself last night. (: Especially with the yellow tie Wai Ngai chose for the section.

Xinling, Corne and I!!! (in my Yellow Tie) Hahahahaha.

Sian 0.5

2007-05-18T20:17:00.000+08:00

Well THAT's over and done with. Chem test that is. Me, being the highly tolerant and um...innocent and naive person, (HEH. :p) didn't complain that I didn't have time to study 'cos band's taking up ALOT of my time. So gullible la!!!!!! I stayed up past my (very early) bedtime to study Chem...Okay la. I only stayed up till 11, but that's late for me okay!! I was so tired some more!!! Garn. So stupid la. Some more Ms Tng asked me today why I didn't ask to postpone the test. -.-" That's got to be the stupidest thing ever right. The teacher asking the student why don't postpone the test. Plus, the way she put it, she implied great faith in my abilities...)': Later fail again then....TENG TENG TENG TENG........*sigh*

Concert tomorrow!!!!! *sucks in a LARGE lungful of air*

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*expels the last vestiges of air in a overly dramatic sigh* I still cannot make it la....ALL WAI NGAI'S fault!!! Steal my easy and nice solo. Lazy pig. Bird shit. (This line is stolen from Cheryl) NOW. Stupid la.........Ok. Must stop whining. Later people like Wen Yang complain. -.-" Hahahahahahaha!!!

Kill, or be killed.

2007-05-16T21:42:00.000+08:00

Oh! Blogger's finally up and running like clockwork again!! Good.

HAHAHAHAHAH...those under or used to be under Mr Glosz, these are an absolute HOOT. Check it out.

For some drama, http://david.glosz.bands.willbedefeated.com/ Watch this. MAN! I laughed my head off. The url alone cracked me up.

And THIS, is something that refutes the absolute term used in the url above. http://www.student.of.david.glosz.youaremighty.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Ya la people. Dream on. You think Mr Glosz bands very easy to be defeated ah?? Know thy enemy man!!!! It's not impossible la, but you must be prepared to work. And work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work. AND. You must have a GOOD conductor. So far, the ones that I know that are great are Mr Glosz, and Lin Sheng, and precious few others. So...ya.

I think the one about defeating Glosz bands is better in terms of effects though. I like the music better. The colour used really makes a statement, but I'm not an expert at this sort of thing so I'd better shut up.

this world, is IMPERFECT

2007-05-15T15:03:00.000+08:00

This world, is highly imperfect, from aspiring celebrity jaibirds, to the uncle at the mee pok stall at the market across from school. Preferential treatment!!!!!

I was queueing up for my food...and the 2 or 3 customers in front of me were office workers, very well dressed and all of that. Now, I've patronised this stall for quite a long time (I've been staying in the same area for 12 years what do you expect?!) and I can tell you that the mee pok uncle has NEVER made the habit to be polite. SO. Imagine my immense indignation when I heard the mee pok uncle (and his helper) ask the well-heeled customer in front of me "What about you SIR?? Can I take your order??" OH MY LARD. I never knew the hawker was so educated man. All I've ever heard before is "Xiao mei. Yao shen me. Chi or bao. Hmm. Auntie! Ai si mi??" @#$%^&*! UNBELIEVABLE. And when the office worker walked off balancing his tray carefully, they cheerfully told him, "Thank You!!! Please come again!!!" Oh my lard oh my lard oh my lard. I think I'm going to faint. 12 years I patronise his stall, no please or thank you. Well-dressed office worker orders for the first time, and all of a sudden service becomes top-notch. MAN!!!! When I grow up, I'm so going to march up to the mee pok uncle dressed in Dolce & Gabbani, a pair of Gucci sunglasses pearched on top of my carefully coiffed hair, with Prada enveloping my feet and an Armani tote swinging on my arm, strike a pompous pose and order my mee pok, and the mee pok uncle will accord me due service.

Okay. Maybe he won't. I don't think I'll even go to his stall if I'm that rich to be all decked out in designer stuff. I'll be in the Bahamas lounging somewhere on the beach enjoying a tequila. IF I'm that rich. Which, will probably never happen. Bleagh.

What's up with blogger man?! Irritating like nobody's business. Watch out man...I'll switch to blogdrive soon if this problem doesn't go away. My sister's already switched to Xanga, which I think is bliddy inconvenient. Still, we'll see.

Anyway...just listened to the recording of SAJC's SYF performance, and they really deserved the Honors!! (: Great job...TJ wasn't anywhere near as good. Anyway, Jin Yan smsed me specially from one of the more secluded areas where they plonk army guys to ask me to cheer up, and for that I'm really grateful. Hey! I've gotten over the disappointment...it's life anyway. We were not up to Honors standard, may the juniors work more effectively for '09. The Gods will rise up again. Hahahahahahaha!!!

jaw dropping news

2007-05-13T12:34:00.000+08:00

I dunno what the heck happened to blogger, but it's making me grumpy. What's up with the error thing??

Anyway...I found out yesterday that apparently, SOMEBODY really disliked me last last last year. HA! And I thought it was just a rumour. Apparently, it's this crazy girl la. I didn't even know her until somebody told me she didn't like me. -.-" Then how the hell did she know me right. So stupid. She didn't even exist in my world la. However, I'm rather curious as to why the heck she hates me. So exciting!!! So if anybody knows, please tell me la huh. Don't kill the dodo with curiousity.

DARN.

2007-05-11T21:19:00.000+08:00

YES. WE GOT GOLD. Tears were shed, hugs were shared all around. Brave smiles, words of encouragement. We played well. Just not well enough to win over THESE judges. A big big thank you to all who helped and encouraged us, before or after the competition itself.

1. To those who sent words of encouragement before we left:
Zhuangs, Desmond, Louis, Jessica, Matthew, Cornelius, Dolphin gang, Wan Hsin, Clovis, Woosh, Xiu Ru, Yi Ling, Shalynn, Hui Chan, anybody and everbody else.

2. To those who came back to help us:
especially Terence who's damn pro.

3. And to those who comforted:
Zuan Fa whose words really made me feel that our hard work put in may not be that wasted after all. Aiya, I know la Zuan Fa, very mushy (?) la. But then really la. Thanks man.

I can't belive this. Joshua Mok whom I haven't seen in eons. He shook my hand like so long la. As rubbishy as ever, but still. HE said we didn't deserve the Gold, and that's enough for me la. He doesn't dish out praise easily. (: Hahahahahahahaha...

Zhuangs who tried to calm me down cos I was full of righteous indignation. Hahahahahaha...

WOOSH!!! who, even though he doesn't know nuts about music, offered to plan certain assassinations....HA!!

Daryl who totally made my day by sounding so happy when he called me. "FLORENCE!!! I SEE YOU!!!" Unfortunately i totally didn't see him at all. LOL.

Clovis who called and asked if I was alright.

Chun Han!!!! who totally made me cheer up when he walked into LJS with 3 girls. HA! I wanted to wait for him so we could go home together la, but scared wait the girls jealous ma. I so peaceful one, refrain from making enemy leh.

Ke Jian and Andy who entertained me on the bus home with ahem jokes.

Cornelius who told me not to cry. Hahahahaha...

Mayves who just turned up to watch.

Special thanks to Wai Ngai and Ke Jian, who gave me a much needed hug before we went onstage. I was DAMN scared okay, as usual. Dunno why also. BUT, thanks to them, for the first time ever, I wasn't scared when we went up onstage didn't shake when we started playing. I only started shaking in the middle of hymn to the sun, when i had to hold that long note with KJ. @#$%^&*! He was shaking too la. But overall we sounded nice. (: Relatively in tune, even for the high high notes that we had to hold. Top A CAN. Near impossible to get in tune, but we did it. YAY.

Took some pictures with the TMS ppl...all the seniors and juniors, in one photo. (: Love TWE!!! I simply MUST get that photo man...Wei Jie says I've changed alot. I dunno what he means la. Maybe I've changed for the better?? HAHAHAHAHAHAH...since I chopped off my hair. Anyway...it never fails to surprise me when the seniors from TWE remember who I am. I'd always thought I was a pretty ulu person, and maintained a very very very low profile. But they know me!!!! ((:

Oh ya. I just remembered. ZUAN FA!!!!!!!! He said he couldn't see me onstage. OH MY LARD. Eh I was sitting right at the side la!!!! Right outside, 2nd row...just cos I chopped off my hair then you cannot recognise me?! LOL!! Somemore I'm like the only girl in my section la....how can cannot see you tell me. I know, you'll probably tell me I look like a guy that's why you didn't see right. -.-" LOL. K la. I forgive you. I very peaceful one. WORLD PEACE man.

I can't believe I forgot Qin Jie, who very kindly offered me chocalate when he spotted me looking down in the dumps. Hahahahahaha..he claimed that chocolate cheers you up (he was having one himself since he was equally sad) and yes. It did cheer me up. Thanks man, king!

depression and stress is a sign of modern society

2007-05-09T21:29:00.000+08:00

Okay. I'm so so so apologetic about the fact that this is going to be yet another band post. Sorry la...whenever the monster SYF approaches, lots of mundane but dramatic issues invariably crop up.

Everyone's working hard (I hope), but tuning remains quite a problem. I mean, the bassoons!!! @#$%^&*! They have been out since the ancient Aztechs existed. The trumpets!! Never fails to make me search for lard. The clarinets!!! Oh my lard oh my lard oh my lard. I don't claim to be perfectly in tune of course, but at least I make an effort to correct the tuning. I felt so uber irritated when people didn't do ANYTHING when they were so obviously out of tune. I don't care!!! Just put down the bliddy instrument and adjust the damn slide man!!!! *agitated agitated* Lin Sheng was visibly frustrated today, not to mention pissed, and trust me, he NEVER gets pissed.

He must be under tons of stress!!!! Xinling and I were going home from band today...walking along this corridor in school...when Lin Sheng came up behind us. His shirt was all tucked out, and he was stooped in exhaustion, and on his face was this look of total stress. Just the sight of him plodding heavily along the corridor made me so sad!!!!! I felt so guilty and sad that time and time again, we have disappointed him...Xinling grabbed him and comforted him somewhat...I really really hope he cheers up, cos well. He's the first conductor that inspires his band to LOVE him. And not to mention the fact that he's the nicest person I've ever met, who's not afraid to laugh at himself. He loves TJ band, and we love him, but sometimes I feel that none of us are reciprocrating the amount of work he puts into helping us. Nothing can possibly begin to express how bad I felt when I saw him so tired.

On a equally touching note...WAI NGAI wrote words of encouragement to every single one of our 4 man 1 lady section. (Haha) SO touching la!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA....we didn't expect him to be so....Ya la. He's so not a 'write encouraging note' person.

But enough about band...today's the first time in a very long time that I was really happy and relaxed. Zhuangs and I really really wanted to study after Civics...and were all settled down outside the staff room to study, when Desmond, Wen Yang, Daniel, Shaun and Clovis came along. So duh they stopped to disturb us. Of course, I'm sure that that wasn't their original purpose in stopping; we hadn't even taken out anything to study yet, but still. We spent the next period just laughing and being stupid, doing those pointless mind-boggling um...dunno how to say la...fuzzy wuzzy and the mrt game...all those stupid figure 'em out stuff. It was really really fun laughing over our frustration at not being able to figure out the secret behind these brain-busting stuff. It was fun!!!! Thanks guys. I've never been so happy and relaxed since forever.

Things are happening that are tense these days. Negative feelings flying around and all that...I'm happy just to survive. What with SYF, tests, problems with some people's attitude towards life, there is only one phrase that can articulate my feelings right now - OH MY LARD.

Huh??

2007-05-08T13:55:00.000+08:00

So. Life's been...busy. What with the SYF and all. BUT, I have an announcement to make.

SYF is like writing a GP essay. It's all highly subjective to whatever the adjudicators think of your performance and interpretation.

Anyway. The most amazing thing happened to me yesterday. ERNEST SAID MY HAIR IS VERY NICE!!!!!! *jaw drops* I was so shocked I had to look around to check for flying pigs. After half a year of laughing at my short hair (which I don't even know what's so funny about it), he finally admitted that it is remotely acceptable in the eyes of his society. HEH. So happy la. FINALLY the crazy toot decided that it's nice.

2nd CRAZY thing that happened to me occurred last night as I was plodding tiredly home from band. Plod plod plod...then ALL OF A SUDDEN. Somebody said "Excuse me....." So of course I turned around la. I'm such a friendly and helpful citizen of the world right? (: So I turned around...and saw this malay man with a cigarette dangling from his fingers smiling at me. I don't mean anything racist by mentioning that he's malay okay. It's just to help you people to visualize. I seriously thought he was going to rob me or something, he was leering in such a crazy way. Then. What came out of his mouth was, "NICE SHOES!!!" Then he continued swaggering away. o.O WTH right. So no link.

Oh and I got molested today. Some idiot behind me in one of the LTs so totally kept kicking my um, posterior. @#$%^&*! I was kept in a merry jig in my seat to um, escape the torture. I don't take lightly to anybody poking around my more fleshy parts.

Plus, the most kuku malu thing happened to me yesterday too. Nothing remotely kuku malu has happened to me since the korea trip la. Spoil my record. Anyway, to continue with the story...Yi Ling had this paper to give to John (the leo club president) and she asked me to help accompany her to pass it to him since I knew him. So...we stepped out of the class, and walked in total opposite directions. I walked to the left cos I saw him brisk walking away (he walks damn fast la) and Yi Ling happily walked towards the toilet cos she saw him around the area just a few moments ago. Wha he walk so fast la!!!!! I had to sprint to run after him. So....run run run...then I called out "John!!" He turned....and I realised that yi ling had the stupid piece of paper. SO I like stopped him for abit no reason. So I had to turn around and stick my head out for her...and turn back ask him to wait...turn back again to ask yi ling to faster...then turn back to see him looking so blur and amused....turn back yet again to glare balefully at yi ling, then turn back YET again to tell him I have something to give him but it's not with me so wait ah. OH MY LARD. So stupid la. Yi Ling and I spent the first 10 mins of Econs in fits of laughter.

Mortification breeds an unhealthy state of mind and body.

2007-05-05T10:05:00.000+08:00

Mortification breeds an unhealthy state of mind and body. Trust me, I know. I've had more than my normal share of embarrassing incidents (I wonder why.).

*sucks in a lungful of air*
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRAP!!!!!! The essay I had to type out and send to Mr Tong I mentioned in the post 2 days ago??? I FREAKING SENT IT TO THE WRONG MR TONG.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the-wrong-mr-tong kindly told me in a reply to my email which patronisingly started with "dear Florence".

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Believe me, I've a mammoth lungful of air to expend. Ever since band practices have stretched longer and longer....more and more frequently....my lungs. Have expanded to the size of my entire chest cavity. It's currently pressing against the kidney that Xiuru tried to pinch last 2 days ago. Ok. Lame. Anyhow, band practice yesterday was BAD. Size font 200. Bold. For some unfanthomable reason, everybody's intonation was crappier than normal. I sounded like shit, like something was happily stuck in my flute. Kejian was complaining that HE sounded like shit too. Our conversation during sectionals went along the line of:

Me: Kejian!!! I sound so crappy today la!!! What if on the SYF day I destroy your nice sound?! I'm so scared la!
Kejian: Please la, my sound is shit too. So shit now la.
(everybody gives him the diao face)
Wai Ngai and I like so totally said in this uber loud voice: Yours is GOD SHIT. Ours is MORTAL SHIT. Your GOD SHIT is still miles better than ours!!!!!!! NO SHIT!

Okay. So maybe we didn't use such good English, but ya. Along that line la. Ren Liang heard and he laughed all the way home. The whole section, including kejian who was in a crappy tired mood that day, laughed too. Damn, my section is so...full of male testosterone.

To continue my band story...I'm really really worried for the band. I know, I wanted NOT to care, but I realised that I actually DO CARE. We were sounding so nice just a few days ago, and now we're back to rubbish noise. *groans* I feel so unprepared for the SYF, even though I can play the notes almost perfectly everytime now (as compared to a few weeks ago when I was still struggling with the running notes.) The clarinets cried yesterday. President Adilliah was almost in tears. I was depressed, everybody was stressed, we all need a break okay? 6 more days people, we can do it. My lips are falling off, and we're going to rehearse at SCH tomorrow. Let's just give our all in this last 6 days alright?? We've got the potential, let's not waste it. I don't know about the rest of you, but I''m not there for the GWH. I'm there for the music, for the satisfaction of a job well done, of the fruits you reap after slogging your way through all those running notes. Jia you people!!! I know, XINLING CAN'T TONGUE HER NOTES ANYMORE (see I blog about it) and I'm all tired and sounding all shitty. We're having a mini crisis, but we'll pull through ya?? Don't give up! Keep going!

I dunno why I'm writing all that. Nobody from band reads this blog except Xinling anyway.

Urgh, Argh, Orgh.

2007-05-03T21:46:00.000+08:00

It is with trepidation that I announce to the world that I'm a terrible essay writer. I can't argue 2 sides of a coin for nuts. Ya, ya, I know, I get high marks, but that's not the point la. Anybody can score if you plonk the occasional cheem word and the occasional statistic in. Of course, you must plonk intelligently, and with skill. (*squirms around* die la, I tell everybody my secret alr.) Anyway, my point is, don't read my essays!!!! I will feel embarrassed, seriously. So when Mr Tong asked me to type one of my essays out today...I was, how should I put this?? Shocked, uncomfortable, honored, dismayed. But you can't possibly say NO! to your GP teacher who also happens to be the DM of the school...so here I am, on the computer at such an ungodly hour to type out my essay. It's a science and tech essay...which I tore out my hair over, cos I didn't know what the heck I was putting down on the paper but for which Mr Tong gave me good marks for. Oh my lard. As I was carrying out his request, I was absolutely flabbergasted at the things I wrote. I went "OMG. I can't believe I wrote that line of rubbish." more than once, I can tell you. I can't begin to imagine the amount of skin that Mr William Shakespeare had. I bet he'd look back at some of the prose he penned and go "THAT SO WASN'T WRITTEN BY ME."

On a lighter note, I have seen the mood thingys some people put on their blog la...and find it rather amusing. Mine should read: "State of hair: bell curve" Aiya my hair reflects my mood la right. Good hair days would coincide with me being extremely tired.

Oh then there's the funny 2nd storey people who take lifts. Never for the life of me will I begin to phantom why the heck they don't take the bliddy stairs. It's only 2 flights, for goodness' sake. Take for example the perm-haired auntie I took the lift with. She was SO not embarrassed at the fact that she's taking the lift to the 2nd floor la. Happily stick out one fat finger and prodded the seldom-used '2' button with such aplomb, I thought I was in a Channel 8 drama. For the more unobservant readers of my blog, please scroll back up and look for the word "fat" in this particular paragraph. HEH. That's what happens to the very lazy. If she'd just move that um, package of hers up the steps everyday, she'd be as thin as a stick in no time. I mean, it's not like she was carrying anything heavy la...that I can understand you know?? But! The heaviest item she was carrying was an envelope. -.-" (besides her bulk la) Come on!! 32 steps only!! Other people who live on the 16th floor have to climb 98723476 steps when the lift breaks down, and you can't even haul that body up 32?!?!?!?!?! OH, the SHAME!!!!!

I've come over in all of a bother.

2007-05-01T18:25:00.000+08:00

Okay. Just to tell everybody, the agenda for today's post contains 5 items.

That's a useless piece of information if you don't already know.

Anyway. First up! Was the whole fiasco with Xinling's bathroom. I was um...relieving myself, when to my horror, the flush malfuctioned. Like, it couldn't even flush. Push the button, NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER. I was so shocked, my finger pushed the damned button a few more times before my brain registered that no amount of pushing would created the desired effect I wanted. OH MY LARD. Xinling and I were overcome with fits of laughter over my discomfiture of anybody discovering my unflushed excretions. *squirms*

Item number 2 on the agenda!! Also happened with Xinling, who was highly entertained by me today. (: For those who remain blessedly clueless, I, uh...have this tiny itsy bitsy minute discomfort of any butterfly which comes anywhere near me in a 5 metre radius. So....the road to the MRT station from Xinling's house happens to be lined with tall bushy...well, bushes. Which, happens to be the favourite habitat of the fluttery things. We were on our happy way along the road...nearing the end to which I was highly relieved that no butterfly fluttered out at me, WHEN SUDDENLY. Out of the corner of my eye, I SPIED this brown thing darting out from the dense green foliage. Of course I would do something stupid in reaction la...I screamed (or rather a strangled scream la actually) and hid behind Xinling, clutching her bag in defence of the evil creature which meant me no harm. OH MY LARD AGAIN. It turned out to be just a dried leaf of course. This kind of thing always happens to me. Xinling nearly suffered a heart attack. =/ We spent the rest of the way laughing uproariously though.

Say Konichiwa to no. 3 on the list!!!!! Xinling (again right lol) and I were on the train from Changi Airport. 2 Japanese guys were sitting directly opposite us...Xinling says they're cute. I only agree for one though. The one who was all absorbed in reading his Japanese book. The other one was busy fidgeting and wriggling about in his seat. The one I liked had a gigantic yellow bag though, so that might have clouded my opinion abit. Anyway, that was just useless information as usual. Back to the story. The train from Changi Airport terminates at Tanah Merah...which the electronic lady announced through the PA system. Those 2 guys continued sitting there la. OH MY LARD AGAIN AGAIN. That would mean that they would go BACK to the airport. Which, I am fairly certain is not their intention. Oh man!!!! What a way to start your vacation here in Singapore. It only hit me when we went down the escalators. Should have helped them man. Should have given Xinling a chance to use her skills at the Japanese language. Oops.

No. 4 would be um, slightly agitated, so brace yourselves for the barage of words that is to come!!! THERE IS BAND PRAC ON THURS. @#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*! I'm darned angry okay?! What's this with last minute announcements that there's extra prac?!?!?!?! I have bliddy piano lessons on THURS. Why do you have to put extra band practice on THURS?! FREEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKK. When I have piano on saturday, put band practice on sat. FINE, so I compromise by changing my piano lesson to thurs. NOW you want to change it to thurs too. OH MAN! If looks could kill, whoever came up with this stupid SYF would have been vaporised. Just like that. WHA LAU EH!!!!! They seem to think that the SYF is like the most most most most most most most life threatening thing right now. I have a competition coming up for piano too okay?! FISH MAN. Think I no need to practice ah?! "Piano lesson, tuition, all these are stupid reasons. Even if you have flu, we will expect you to come for band prac. The tutorials...tests...all this...you all know what to do la huh." OH MY LARD. I HAVE NOT ENOUGH LARD TO EXPRESS MY FRUSTRATION MAN. SOMEBODY PLEASE LEND ME SOME LARD. Somebody once told me, that since my name begins with the letter 'F', and has 8 letters, it would have to be twice as vulgar as THE vulgar word. Now would be an extremely good time to fully utilise the power of my name!!!!!! RAH!!!! I know SYF's in a week, but still. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *agitated agitated*

My dad's gonna scream.

In the light of band having prac today. On a PUBLIC HOLIDAY. Child labour it is. Child labour. I'm dead beat. Thus making me unreasonable and grumpy. I'm SICK AND TIRED OF BEING OBLIGATED TO DO THINGS I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!! Please let everything be over soon...everything must be in moderation. SYF's no big deal what. I don't see what's so life threatening about it. I just wanna ENJOY okay?! ENJOY!!!!! I do hope you guys have not forgotten about that precious word. ENJOY.

If the band weren't sounding nicer and if it weren't for lin sheng, I would have gone on strike.

Pfffftttttt!!!

2007-04-28T16:57:00.000+08:00

I have better things to do other than watch old men engage in vigorous spitting competitions. Seriously. A 5 min walk to my block of flats allowed me to encounter various levels of spitting expertise exhibited by the above mentioned old men. No wonder they call them dirty. Spitting is a IRRITATING, DISGUSTING, MIND-BOGGLING, REFLEX-TESTING, ENVIRONMENTALLY AND SOCIALLY UNDESIRABLE habit, and well, it's also THROAT-CLEARING. Seriously la, these old men right, are definately not frail, or weak as normally associated with old age. They have such power in their throats, it is UNBELIEVABLE. A simple innocent "KKKKKKKKWWWWWWAAAARRRRRKKKKKK!" can summon up powers from the heavens above, and "PHHHHOOOOOOEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!" the spit travels several metres. o.O So pro. So DISGUSTING. Then people must SIAM, and all that....the next unsuspecting person who steps on the spit will.....*shudders*

Anyway. The band exchange wasn't that great, although many people from other schools seemed to have the impression that it was. *sighs* Back to disturbing the neighbours I go then. Practice and practice until they can sing the song together with me. Blah. Heh. (:

I'm one bliddy BIG FAT ASS.

2007-04-26T19:24:00.000+08:00

The week has been a emotional wreck of sorts for me. It's like those physics pendulum experiments where I swing from being hyper to being irritatingly gullible, with my weirdness culminating today during lunch. BEST ah, lunch. I came home bonking myself on the head as hard as possible to knock out my gullibleness. So, the situation transpired like this. I asked Desmond to ask Wen Yang to help me buy lunch...then ya la. Wait wait wait. Then Daniel come back first, and seriously (in a literal sense) told me that they didn't help me order. So of course I went "WHAT!!!!" Ya...and I BELIEVED HIM. Freeeeeeeek. I have to be gullibleness personified. Anyhow, when Wen Yang came back with this extra plate I thought it was for someone else la, but ya for me la...so I did the whole confusing act of "nvm la, you all never buy for me I buy myself later la..." @#$%^&*! *BONKS HEAD* Wen Yang must be fantabulously baffled. *BONKS HEAD AGAIN* When I finally realised that Daniel bluffed me as usual, I was so enveloped in a feeling of consternation that Wen Yang had to remind me to pay him. *BONKS VIGOROUSLY* DAMN DAMN DAMN. Sorry ah WEN YANG!!!!!! MAN, I must have come across as this crazy person. @#$%^&*! *ENGAGES IN MORE BONKING* I thought I'd eradicated this bad habit of opening my mouth without thinking a long time ago, but looks like I'll have to try harder. Wha I felt damn bad la. All this bonking had better help in knocking away my bad habit. Drat it. I hate slipping up with things like that. I try very very very hard to change all my bad habits ya people!!!!! Just that you all dunno nia. I am a BAD BAD person. Bleagh.

Sorry la, but I really very affected so no choice but to splurge everything in this highly public space. Daniel!!! Don't always bluff people leh...HAI. How can. See la spoil my plan. I was progressing so well in my quest to self-attainment but oh my lard. Plopped all the way down in one second. Sian...I must be damn tired to slip up like that. Long band practices has its toll on me. But on the bright side, I got nice tone alr!!!! (FINALLY) Just in time for SYF. I dunno whether it'll last though...but in the meantime, practices for me has been rather good. Being the only girl in the section does have it's downsides though. We took a section photo in the male toilet (for the concert programme) with me standing under the GENTS sign. Cos duh the guys cannot go into the girls' toilet what.

hi all.

2007-04-24T21:24:00.000+08:00

Life's just one big piece of pie. You want to enjoy every bite while it lasts, but if you eat too much, or eat some contaminated part, it's not so satisfying after all. You have to polish the plate, so there's no way you can avoid all the bad bits. Play your cards right, and you'll get to enjoy a good part at the last. Don't try to enjoy the good bits all at once, too much of a good thing can be bad. Neither do you lump all the bad bits together; you'll become one depressed old soul. Everything's great in moderation, and I don't know what I'm saying.

I am NOT well.

2007-04-22T13:01:00.000+08:00

I'm SICK. Finally. I can't belive it. I'm in for yet another long period of sniffling and killing of trees (by the use of an obscene amount of tissue paper). Damn. Thank goodness I rarely get sick. Cos when I do, I REALLY get sick. For a week or so.

I'm SICK.

What a time to be SICK.

I'm going to sound all stuck on the flute.

DAMN. It sucks to be SICK.

Anyhow...SYF's in exactly 19 days, and I still can't bring myself to desire that bliddy GWH. Beacuse, frankly, I don't really want it. I don't want this SYF at all. BUT, I've been working and practising my ass OFF, cos I want this GWH for other people. I don't think you guys will understand what the hell I'm babbling about la...but basically, I'd work, and get everything perfect, to enable this band to get their GWH for a number of people.

1. for Kejian, cos he's so damn bliddy pro, I'd kill myself if I spoil his tuning, tone, technique or whatever. I mean, he's nearly perfect already, and if I spoil that, I'd never forgive myself. I know HE wants that GWH, even if I don't. (I want TJ to do well la, but the results of the SYF has never affected me the way it does for others. In every SYF that I've been in, I was only happy cos other people were happy. I wasn't ecstatic for myself. Dunno, maybe I'm just weird.)

2. for Lin Sheng cos he really loves this band a whole bliddy lot, and I'd hate to take advantage of his niceness and disappoint him.

Well, that's it really. And me?? The only thing I want to do for myself is to prove to myself that I can make it. As in, get all the running notes down to pat, and all the other disgusting stuff right. Like the 4th bar of C, where somehow, my high E flat is always, always flatter than Kejian's, and I think he's getting sorta pissed about it. )': I shall correct that okay Kejian! I shall. Don't worry. I've already managed to run those disgusting runs properly. HEH. Not as nicely done as Kejian la, but still. I can hear every note quite clearly. I think. Working working working...

Oh ya, and I'd work at it for Wai Ngai as well, cos he's been so patient with me and my disgusting sounds.

The meaning of L-O-V-E.

2007-04-21T15:31:00.000+08:00

Hey, don't get me wrong, I am not in love with anybody alright? In case any of you think of scandalising me with more people...(according to Xiuru, Shalynn etc., I'm linked to like how many people la. Not to mention the many many husbands my section in TWE managed to conjure up for me on whim.) Well. That's just a disclaimer la. JUST IN CASE.

So...if any of you've noticed, if anyone still bothers to read my blog that is, I haven't been moaning on about how band just gives me a bad mood for a long long while. In fact, I'd just noticed it myself. Anyhow...I realised that the reason why I've stopped talking about how bothersome it is is, well, it's not. Bothersome that is. It's not bothersome anymore. Somehow, during the past week or so, band stopped being a pain in my delicate behind. I still don't know the names of half the people in band, still am one of the first ones to leave, yada yada. BUT, I dunno. I've accepted the band. I know, I'm like damn lag, after having been in there for half a year or so, but well, I've sorta hated going for practices, as most of my classmates would know. I'm starting to enjoy music again. Starting to get back a nicer tone again. Technique wise, I'm still working on it secretly at home (HA!) and feel that I've got room for improvement in alot of aspects, but damn. The band room doesn't feel like foreign soil anymore. And that's good. (: I remember the first time I stepped into TJ band room I was still sore (to quite a large extent) over the fact that my dad insisted that I NOT go to SAJC. That, I think, marred my um, opinion of TJ band quite abit. I remember thinking 'DAMN. What kind of band room is this?! So messy and pig sty-ish', but ya. That's just me being grumpy and unreasonable.

I still think the SYF sucks, but what the hell. It's going to be OVER soon. But after SYF I will learn a new instrument. Like the saxophone or the clarinet. Amanda and Xinling is going to teach me. THAT conductor (the one before Glosz) should have put me there in the first place la! @#$%^&*! I got perfect embrouchure on the single-reed instruments la! WHA LAU. Ok la, maybe not so perfect. But definately 像样. Instead of the ugly off-centre embrouchure that I have had for the past 5 years or so. Drat it.

I'm not saying that I LOVE TJ band with all my puny heart, but I've made good friends with some people, in the past 1 month. -.-" So diao right. People like Amanda, Andy...Sarah...Wai Ngai, Kejian...nicholas, Ren Liang and Xinling I already know from before of course. And of course knowing people like Elliot is a hoot. Even though I don't even talk to him, he is damn funny.

But enough about my mental problems. (: HEH. Band exchange this Saturday!!! JESSICA!!! I SEE YOU!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA. See I bold your name somemore to advertise. I hope we won't uh...throw our faces away, (i.e. embarrass ourselves) after all, every band will be there except for SAJC. Hahahahaha...it's kinda funny if you think about it. They are not there because of their concert la...but then. Funny funny funny.

Anyway. Good luck to me. Good luck to all of us. We'll need it. Jia You everybody!!! We'll make it!! (:

100% Biodegradable stuff. Melts into a pool of...sludge.

2007-04-17T21:58:00.000+08:00

Free cone day!! Thousands of Singaporeans exhibited the kiasu phenomenen that makes them so famous in other countries. Cos...for the first time in most people's lives, they get to get something FREE. Absolutely FREE OF CHARGE. (: Not having to take out your wallet is a funny feeling. Ben and Jerry are such great men. (: To my chagrin, both Noriko and I only managed 3 rounds, before we conked out of the race. (According to Daniel, I'd have put on 10kg) He and Wen Yang, on the other hand...stayed for at least 5 rounds. LOL. I know, I know...greedy behaviour and all. Trust me, we (at least Noriko and I) were looking suitably chagrined. Which cannot be said for those who immediately joined the queue with freshly scooped cones clutched in their hands. HA! Aiya...Singaporeans are the World's Pro-est Queuers. (:

I just weighed myself. I lost weight. SHIT. How is that possible?!?!?!?! Daniel!!! You bluff me! Heh. Daniel gained weight leh...4 kg. 1 kg for every cone he took the greedy thing. Wha lau eh...now I must concentrate on eating more so I won't lose any more weight. I cannot afford to lose weight leh...DAMN. Should have gone for more ices. @#$%%^&*! I need to eat MORE. Which translates into MORE MONEY. HEH!!!!

SEE the beautiful cones??? Me, Noriko, Desmond and Wen Yang. Daniel dunno what he doing, never come take picture. Hmph.

Good things (and BAD) come in threes

2007-04-15T10:20:00.000+08:00

Well...in my case, it's not in threes. It's in sevens. I had the most horrible week of my life...with the exception of some pleasant occurrances sparsely inserted occasionally in the course of the week.

Anyhow...the flute tutor finally came on Fri. And, as kejian aptly pointed out, "Wha! Damn shuai leh!!" Coming from kejian, it sounds a little wrong la...hahaha...but it prompted me to take a closer look (out of the corner of my eye I thought he was an old man at first. GOSH. My eyes must be something wrong.) and yes. He's right. The tutor is quite handsome. (: Hahahahahaha...not to mention the fact that he's a damn fantastic teacher, who calls me xiao mei mei. (HA!) Come on la, it could have been worse. He calls Wai Ngai (my SL) UNCLE. HEH. He taught us so many new things...kejian's in love with him already and it's been only one session. =/ Hahahahaha...

Moving on...some people like Wen Yang who says my dad's really cool will be highly amused to read about this second incident. My entirely disastrous week was capped with my dad bringing the 3 of us to KFC for dinner (he does so every 2 years or so to remind himself of why he doesn't like the place). We'd just finished dinner...when I spotted a group of Tj band ppl outside KFC, about to walk past me. So, duh, I waved la. Being friendly and all of that. (Right.) And they waved back...when a look of utter shock came over Nigel's face. He didn't stay shocked for long though. Started giggling or smirking, dunno which, and nudging everybody else. I was like huh? What's so shocking?! And then I whipped around to catch my dad shaking in mirth. Turns out he WAVED AT ALL OF THEM, JUST FOR KICKS. Oh my LARD. I didn't know whether to be mortified or amused. Bottom line is, he's damn cool la. Which father will wave at his kid's friends just for fun?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

So. A new week is starting...Tj band's improved like by alot I dunno what happened it's like we finally conquered the irritating wall that was in front of us. 26 more days to the SYF (can't wait for the SYF to be bliddy OVER) There's no tests next week, and the slight reprieve would be extremely welcome. In fact, it's bliddy fantastic. Smashing. What have you. Year 2 in JC life is no walk in the park I tell you; I don't think anyone would be reading this anymore, being busy with studies and stuff like, well....SYF. So...I dunno. Free time is like waiting for rain in a bliddy drought in Africa.

life's one big BUM

2007-04-11T19:01:00.000+08:00

Ah well...the week has proved to been rather sucky so far, in terms of non-academic stuff. It all started with me having to go to the Zap shop to purchase a set of notes for Chemistry practical (me, afterall being such a responsible Chem rep)...and finding that I couldn't see the auntie's face. It's rather disconcerting you know?? Bodiless face and all that. And the reason I couldn't see the auntie's face was...the whole row of student council campaign posters hanging from the ceiling, flapping slightly in the updraft of the air-conditioning inside the shop. The flapping was a pain in the ass too.

Me: Auntie....*flap and I see the auntie trying to peer out at me*
Auntie: Hmm?? Yao *flap* shen me?? *flap*
Me (getting all disgruntled that the flapping just happened to be in my face): Ah....*flap* Chem prac *flap* notes *flap!!!* (me thinking @#$%^&*!) 16 copies *FLAP*

OMG. I coulda have killed someone then okay?! *strangles air*

And then came today's utterly disastrous Chem lecture test. All I can say is, I wasted my pen ink putting rubbish down on paper. I admit to also killing those pitiful trees for nothing. *engages in actions of great agitation*

Then came today's stupid band prac, in which I sounded okay...but was out of tune. @#$%^&*! That's unforgivable la. Poor kejian, having to tolerate unpleasant noises coming from me, and not all of them coming from my instrument, mind.

Of course, there was the whole period of disbelief with the secondary school SYF results. Apparently, there are 7 judges this year. o.O I daresay alot of people ended up crying in disappointment. Band after band being toppled from their perch, seniors shocked faces and well. Unhealthy competition...SYF's one of the unhealthiest ideas I've seen. Anyhow...Congrats to St. Pats!!! FIRST BLOOD sia...hahahahaha...first GWH of the year. (Well duh. If they didn't get it, I think Mr Glosz would really migrate to Australia. =/) Next up would be St. Andrews'!! All the best to them as well...Chen Lin!!! You better not disappoint me with Merry widow!!!! Hahahaha...no pressure la huh. Just go and thrash everybody. (:

And it's still 30 more days to the JC SYF...*a pounding headache immediately starts up* and the flute tutor is finally coming on Fri. I can't wait. I have some SERIOUS issues with the freaking instrument that was once my friend. My friend deserted me about 6 months ago. How can!? I'm trying to reconcile with my friend, but he doesn't want to friend me. *sobs* In other words, my flute playing has detioriated la. ARGH.

Practicalities of a practical system.

2007-04-08T10:52:00.000+08:00

I was watching A Cinderella Story the other night (yea yea, I know. It's an utterly predictable cheap teen flick with handsome hunk in the form of Chad Michael Murray to oogle at, but I still watched it out of boredom.) and you know the part where Hilary Duff and Murray were together at the pavallion thingy dancing to the cheesy guitarist at the Halloween ball?? The thing that struck me was...their school's damn bliddy nice!!!! All that ivy and pavillions and water features in one place, a high school at that, was making me envious. I mean, come on! What does Singaporean schools look like?! Squarish blocks of buildings, with one pathetic fountain at best. Of course, Chung Cheng has their lake and pavillions, but they're nowhere as nice as those in USA or UK. As Xinling said, 'Singapore's schools are not conducive for dating.' HEH. But the nice environment would be nice for a change...Singapore's schools are like factories compared to their international counterparts. How can?! This just shows that in Singapaore, we are being bred for exams. Nothing else. (Ahh...okay. I'm considerably exaggerating, but do you blame me for being grumpy?! Hahahahaha...) I'm SO going to get my scholarship overseas just so I can enjoy abit of that "conducive dating" environment. HAHAHAHAHAH...no la. Nice what, so must enjoy. None of that messy dating business.

Anyhow...Xiuru (see I blog about you!!! HAHAHAHAHA.) told me that she sits in front of my blog armed with a dictionary to check out all the cheem words I plonk in my posts. Unfortunately, I suspect that they seem cheem only because I spelt them wrongly. I don't exactly um...place great emphasis on my spelling in my posts you know?? But in the light of Xiuru's feedback (to which I experienced great consternation), I decided that I must do something about my atrocious spelling. =/

SO. Um...I spelt this word wrongly in one of my posts...It's supposed to be gargantuan. Not however I spelt it. I shall plonk my 20 year old Oxford dict in front of the computer from now on. I hope. Laziness happens to plague me more than others. According to that venerable mother of mine that is. (:

Ciao for now! (Omg. That's ultimate cheesiness.)

Plink Plank Plonk....KERPLUNK.

2007-04-04T20:36:00.000+08:00

And so my preparation for the SYF continues...albeit with things looking up!!! *flashes all my pearlies* I can play the piccolo!!! My head's up there in the clouds...I'd always thought I won't be able to play the picc, on account of my irritatingly deviated embrouchure. But no!!! That's not true. I can play!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. So happy la. Admittedly, I did um, slightly overblow in my excitement, but still. *flashes those pearlies again*

Anyhow...I've had complaints (?) that my blogging English is a tad too profound. (Although for the life of me, I can't see that it is. =/) So...um, I shall endeavour to simplify things?? I have this strong suspicion that I sound complicated only 'cos I am beating around the bouganvillea bush. Ulp. Sorry....

My A level papers are scheduled shittily. Self-explanatory.

There isn't much to say...all that's left is just some stuff that's running through my mind. Sometimes I get this feeling that I'm not very normal you know?? Like I'm in this different dimension from the rest of the world...a dimension which still allows me to have a bird's eye view of everything that goes on around me. And I sort of end up thinking on a different wavelength as compared to 'normal' people...I feel like I'm abnormally different, but not unpleasantly so.

Okay, you people won't have any idea what I just blabbed on about, but it's better that way I guess...sometimes, I just don't get why people think the way they do, or take exception or offence to the smallest action. And I always wonder if people know if they're like that. Because I do know when I'm being a bitch...*sighs* I think I end up upsetting alot of people sometimes, which makes me upset too 'cos I don't understand why they think that way.

I just don't get it. The ways of the world eludes me.

Yeah yeah, I know, I sound horribly emotional and well, profound, but ya. Just needed to unload. I'll be my happy self now. (:

AND I wish for.....WORLD PEACE!

2007-04-03T14:26:00.000+08:00

YA RIGHT. It's a dream worth having though, but right now, all world peace's giving me a piece of it's confused and complicated mind. @#$%^&*! Mr Tong wants Desmond and I to present the whole UN charter by Thursday. From MEMORY. Dang it.

I just spent the whole weekend memorising (and getting supremely muddled up) Photosynthesis, Respiration and Diversity and Evolution for the stupid Bio test we had today. Which, didn't even ask me anything I really studied. Thank goodness I chionged abit of the comparison part during Math lecture. =x Hahahaha. Chem SPA was um, *sighs* well you know, depressing. Mine didn't show any signs of the damn gas we were testing for. So did Daniel's. He spent the rest of the day worrying and worrying about it, making full use of his Mathematical brain to calculate the probabilities and marks that he might get. Poor thing. Hahahahahaha...

UGH!!! My Mom just told me about this young youth she saw begging at Outram MRT... about my age. With both hands gone. She has the strong feeling that it may have been chopped off. =/ So...she looked around to see if there was any "bad guy" standing around. "Bad guy" refers to anybody who might have forced him to beg, or worse,even did the chopping. AND SHE SAW ONE!!!!!!!! Freak freak freak. His (the beggar) stump was forced into the handle of the mug, and he held it out asking for money...with the "bad guy" standing some distance away looking on to watch his progress. Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my freaking gosh. I didn't think this kind of thing would happen in Singapore!!!!!! *shudders in consternation*

The evils of society should be eradicated. Thank goodness for the UN, even though it doesn't seem to be improving stuff like that. They seriously should look into this business of begging, and child exploitation. Leave the messy business of war to the US to muddle out.

AND I wish for....WORLD PEACE.

Strange mutterings.

2007-04-01T13:27:00.000+08:00

Econs test tomorrow, Bio test the next, plus Chem SPA A levels. And I'm still here to share with the world my ever strange mutterings. Heh. *claps with a smirk*

I, am finally making progress with Tj's SYF choice piece, what with sick running notes and out of tune passages. And I'm trying to make a garagutan effort to be in tune with Kejian...I want to play the picc!! Hahahahah...ya RIGHT. Like they'll let me. At least I can be as loud as I want to ma...no need to control so much. Anyway...hai. SYF woes. Had the most tiring band camp (and I was there only for 2 days!) in which I was sai-kangly made room IC AGAIN. I got the room ic face meh?! So far, all the overnight stays I've been on (including Brisbane and Korea) I have become the room ic. Hahahahahaha...I've a responsible look right?! Ya...to think I managed to forget where I put the room key when I was in korea la. The ski jacket had so many many pockets to lose it in. =/

Today's April's Fool day!!! HEH HEH HEH. Every year, in the Straits' Times, there is an April's Fool article. See if you can find it!! I suspect it's the one about odourless durians. That one, in my father's words, "seems very suspicious". Well, we'll see. We'll find out tommorow when they tell us in the papers. So interesting right?? Look out for the article!!! (: Have fun.

Tata! Moi is going to have to put in a garagutan effort if I want to pull up my dismal grades. I'm always having to put in garagutan effort for everything. Bleagh. End of the year, here I come!!!

People, are SUCH money lovers.

2007-03-29T17:25:00.000+08:00

Which, sadly, is the case all over the world in this age. Imagine all the trees that have to be killed to print money!!!! MAN, we should start bringing small and big plants around next time, and have gardens so we will save the environment. HEH. A potted bouganvillea can pay for one meal, a rain tree can pay for your car. So good right?? All you need is green fingers, and a huge patch of soil. No money?? Just steal a seed of a rain tree from your neighbour! Solve all your problems.

Damn. I should stop coming up with ridiculous ideas.

I meant to talk about the revision of civil servants' pay, but somehow digressed to botany. -.-" How related.

Anyway...the bottom line is, civil servants have large bottomless pockets. To put all that money in. Wha lau they get paid so much la!!! I won't even SMELL the amount of money they receive in an entire lifetime (sad.) let alone in a year. Unless, of course, I become a civil servant la. -.-" But that's not going to happen, cos I, like most other Singaporeans, am politically apathetic. Of course, all these apathetic people occasionally rouse themselves out of their politically untouched caves to watch the polls, or, in this case, to grouch about how high civil servants' pay are going to be. (I've always wondered why they say civil servants?? Cos it's just the ministers what. =/ Say ministers la. Say civil servants so leading!! I was so excited cos I thought my father would get pay rise. Phooey.)

But I understand the whole rationale behind it la...you people realise Singapore's kinda short of good budding young politicians?? (Singapore has 3.4 million politically untouched caves. Heh. Exaggeration!) Ya so...being the money lovers that we are, of course you must pay ministers more to keep those people there. Who would want to work for the government if the private sector pays 2 times more?! Ya. That's the whole catch. Hence the sky high pay. Eh. Ministers don't have a easy job okay!! Tsk tsk. They don't just stand there every night and smile nicely for the 930 news on channel 5 and the 10 'o clock news for channel U! It's a high stress job I suppose.

On a totally unrelated note, March Progress Report is out, and I did better than I expected. I thought I'd fail everything except GP, which turned out not to be the case. I managed to scrape through for everything!!! WHOOOOOO!!! My mother laughed at my report la. Despite the long string of Es. Those thunderclouds gathered on her face...until she came to the last line. Cos when GP turned up to save the day, there was a B. -.-" Plus a 95 percentile beside it. Damn nice I tell you. It should have a separate report card all for itself. All the result so lousy then suddenly one so good. -.-" (I dunno what's wrong with me la. Anyway, for the record, I got lucky with GP. I don't usually do THAT well. Just sufficiently well anyway.) Anyhow, she saw it, her eyed widened, she took a second look. An incredulous expression crossed her face, and she started laughing. LOL. I dunno what's so funny also leh.

But enough about GP. ALL MY OTHER SUBJECTS ARE SUFFERING!!!!! It's all the SYF's fault I tell you. Band, band, bands and their fascination and obsession with GWH. It's bloody time-consuming, I tell you. All that effort just for what, 10 mins onstage. *sighs in suffering* Ah, well. It'll be over soon. In 2 months time. @#$%^&*! Why JC band SYF so late?! I want to study one okay?! DAMN. And so SYF and band spoils my day again. I should stop feeling so violently about almost everything. My emotional state of mind is going to go soon. HAHAHAHAHAH...

quivers quietly in a corner clutching a blankie

2007-03-23T21:47:00.000+08:00

Please please please...let tomorrow be a good day. I don't expect too much la. Just let me sound nice, be able to play music, get my notes correct, and NO combined sectionals please please please... *quivers quietly in a corner clutching a blankie* Please...but at least now I can play those damn notes fairly okay. I hope. At least, I could do it today la. But please please please...don't let me get tortured tomorrow. Slaughtered. Squashed. Skinned alive. Oh well. I don't expect much la. I don't want to keep my hopes up...I sounded fairly nice today. Spent half the afternoon in the guys toilet in the 2nd floor of the Audi block (which, thankfully, is very very ulu with nobody inside). :/ I dunno why. But everytime anybody tries to teach me flute stuff, we nearly always end up in the guys toilet. Why can't we ever go into the girls'?! Timothy did it, now Kejian. So exciting right!!! Plus, halfway through my 'lesson' a guy came into the toilet. HENG he only wanted to wash his hands. But I clearly saw him SMIRK at me. Purposely use the sink I was standing in front of somemore. WHY? Never see girl in the toilet before is it?! (OK la. Maybe not.) Anyway, Kejian's not a bad teacher...I improved like almost immediately. (: Hope it'll keep up tomorrow, but as I said, I won't keep my hopes up much.

An eye for an eye!! A tooth for a tooth!

2007-03-22T15:38:00.000+08:00

I'm surrounded by fools! All thus consumed by madness!!

Well. The title's supposed to be the other way round, but I'm too wound up to care. JC life has been...an eye opener. You meet people with personalities you've never experienced before..my mom says it's good preparation for life in the world at large. We'll just have to see. In the meantime...I just have to open my eyes and learn from the masters. Ah...I'm rambling. Ugh.

Well...talking about my personal feelings have never been remotely entertaining...(I like people to think that I'm a boring person.) Hence, I shall spare you and feed you some more interesting news.

As I was saying the first sentence...well. It's self-explanatary. The following stories will show you why some members of Homo sapiens don't deserve the description "the only moral beings with sentinence". Emphasis on the words moral and sentinence. Human beings like to think that they're smart, and that they are the only ones with morals. Please!! I think human beings are just gas-filled bags of selfishness and greed. Not forgetting stupidity of course. (By the way, not all human beings are like that. Thank goodness.)

Story number one came from...my econs teacher. It's rather disturbing really, so if you have a weak heart, please. Go away. I don't want to be the cause of erm...heart attacks or strokes. Anyhow....it seems that kidney harvesting in Australia is somewhat on the rise...in nightclubs. Of all places. Apparently, people get drugged during their partying...wake up in a bathtub full of ice...with this message written on their chests..."Call *** right now or you will DIE." *** is the number of the hospital. So. These poor citizens, was seized with a panic fit, and of course they called the damn number. The people at the hospital erm....scarily, have already seen several such cases...asked him to check for a long scar down his back...and ya. He did have such a scar. They practically fell off their feet ordering to get back into the ice and STAY THERE until they sent help. Cos you know what?? Those sick perverts already harvested both his kidneys.

SEE?? That's what will happen if you can shop for organs. One kidney raked in about $10,000 dollars...

EEW. Totally sick stuff. See what I told you about being greedy?? And then there's the stupid part. Even the smartest people are guilty of being stupid. Take for example this real-life story. Happened in my school some more. It all began with my class and I walking along the corridor...when we spotted this pool of blood (really!! It WAS a pool. In fact, there were 3 pools.) on the staircase landing. With all the HODs standing by confering among themselves. I was thinking, 'WOW! So drama. And what's with the attendant person standing there leaning on the railing like he's gonna collect money for this bloody attraction." Okay. Very -.-" I know. But let us continue with the story.

The blood belongs to this guy who jumped down the staircase and bashed his head into the low ceiling beam. Incidentally, he's from the smartest class in his year. -.-" Still jump. Anyway...the story goes that he was chasing after his friend....tried to take a small jump off the staircase...and BAM! He hit the sign that says "Please mind your head". Talk about irony. And I think that's they sign on which someone wrote "OKAY." He had to be wheeled off in a gurney. Poor guy. He may not be as smart when he wakes up.

MAN! I sound rather insensitive. But I assure you, I fully symphatize with him okay!! =/

HAHAHAHA...anyway. Today was...shitty. Enough said.